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The only surviving model of Pharao "Conops III" magically levitated conical Pyramid-Tomb.

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That is a device used to sharpen lawnmower blades. Both sides of the blade have to balance and when you sharpen one side, it throws the balance off.

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It's a prototype model for headwear for the band Devo!

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(Actually it's for checking the balance of mower blades during the sharpening process.)

Optimus Prime's nipple.

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Celebrating birthdays has a surprisingly ancient history, as exampled in this recently excavated Western Han Dynasty Chinese birthday hat mold.

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It's the original mold for making the bra that Madonna used on her tour!

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A "bauhaus christmas tree"?

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Court Relic of the Qin dynasty (221-217 BC) Thought at the time to be an earthquake detector. This may because the court Senechal, Wy di lod was grossly obese and whenever he passed near this it would wobble on its base, generating comical snorts and giggles from the royal court. It wasn't until the philospher Lo Dun D'rti accidently sat upon the device that its true purpose was discovered. Upon being compressed a small reed rubbed against a textured surface and a comical sound emenated. This is a Chinese whoopie cushion from before the age of Christ.

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Wow! i wonder which asteroid this turned up on. It's the head of one of the very early prototype Cylons - when their eyes went all the way around their head, instead of just bouncing back and forth within their visor.

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This is the tool used to balance lawn mower blades. My Grampa would be proud!

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Madonna's cone of shame. Or, should it be shameful cone? ;-}
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The Tin Man's nipple guard.
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Pharrell's latest hat that was confiscated by the TSA while trying to board a plane.

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A male armadillo chastity cup. Very effective.
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Tony Stark's emergency purge/butt plug on the Mk.1

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Pretty sure that's just a part from an old Whack-A-Gnome game.

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It is a French "ring for service" bell. The point on top was originally very sharp.

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Desk bell armor: For those times when the guy behind the counter REALLY doesn't want to hear it banged on.

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It is used by customers in bars and restaurants to indicate when a chair or seat is already taken.

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Archimedes drain plug. Also the reason he suddenly shouted "Eureka!"

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This is a characteristically uniform and tidy petrified dung heap from the ancient Neatosaurus.

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This is a decorative nose cone from a medieval propeller helmet, an essential piece of traditional nerd armor.

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Devo garden gnome hat?

It's a ...plug. made for robots of the more ...kinky persuasion. Who knew they had such orifices?!

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I feel old now... I have TWO of these!

It's one of the first artificial Christmas trees. Before plastics became common, scientists searched for viable artificial Christmas trees, this early tin example was quite popular although balancing the ornaments on the shelves proved challenging after a couple of eggnogs.

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It's the prototype breast implant for Tank Girl.

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It's a steampunk Madonna boob-cover!

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First prototyped model of the great pyramid of Giza. Unfortunately, on the day of construction, the lathe got stuck in the sand.

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First sundial that had the "ish" feature. Times could now be told in the ever so popular "3-ish", "5-ish", etc...

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