Yes, it's an oldie but it's still a goodie. Here's a T-shirt that wryly notes that something, somewhere along the course of the evolution of man, went terribly wrong!
Available in black and dark grey in Neatorama's Online Store: http://shop.neatorama.com/product-info.php?something-somewhere-went-terribly-wrong-tshirt-pid107.html - just $9.95 + s/h
Look at the kind of staff the 5th one is using. That caused a problem in the printing process which unite the staff and the legs and that maked it looks like the luke´s skirt.
Sry about the english, im not native speaker.
You've never seen that particular construction? Like... someone, somewhere, is [verb]ing. Something, somewhere, went wrong. It's more open-endedly dramatic than the duller declarative "Somewhere, something went wrong."