Yes, it's an oldie but it's still a goodie. Here's a T-shirt that wryly notes that something, somewhere along the course of the evolution of man, went terribly wrong!
Available in black and dark grey in Neatorama's Online Store: http://shop.neatorama.com/product-info.php?something-somewhere-went-terribly-wrong-tshirt-pid107.html - just $9.95 + s/h
Look at the kind of staff the 5th one is using. That caused a problem in the printing process which unite the staff and the legs and that maked it looks like the lukeĀ“s skirt.
Sry about the english, im not native speaker.
You've never seen that particular construction? Like... someone, somewhere, is [verb]ing. Something, somewhere, went wrong. It's more open-endedly dramatic than the duller declarative "Somewhere, something went wrong."