I realize that the truth hurts sometimes, and believe me, I'm feeling the pain terribly at the moment.
It's my solemn duty to our readers to announce that last week's announcement of scientific proof of the existence of "Bigfoot" was all a carefully planned hoax. The hoaxters even purchased a cheap, full-body gorilla/Bigfoot costume, placed it in a freezer and photographed it as "proof" of Bigfoot's existence.
A nation weeps.
If it had been even slightly planned, they could have drawn it out for several more weeks. Like the last time.
As for this so-called debunking. Why won't they release the surveillance videos? HMMM?