From Miss Cellania, here's a post titled You know you're from California if ...
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they’ll give you one.
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