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You Know You're From California If ...

From Miss Cellania, here's a post titled You know you're from California if ...

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they’ll give you one.

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How much is gas in California? Because I have a hard time believing it's much more than it is here in Alaska (last i checked it was $4.45/gallon here)
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So, what are California's redeeming qualities? Sure, it's pretty but every time I think of it, I also think of the aforementioned gas prices, housing prices, earthquakes/fires/mudslides...
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Yeah come on whiny Americanos, cry to us some more about your shitty gas price.

Maybe some day you'll realize how idiotic it sounds to non-rednecks soon as you figure out how the metric system works.
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Hey Max Power, I think we'd prefer you wetbacks/chinks/whops/slant eyes or whatever the racial term relates to your people, shut up and stop being so jealous. Oh wait, are those terms racially derogatory? Well guess what? So is "redneck". So let's just agree to quit throwing around the racist terms, okay? Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
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Subtly racist and homophobic - which would have been fine if it wasn't just barely funny and awfully written. 8 makes no grammatical sense and 20 doubles the if unnecessarily.
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this list was taken from the facebook group Bitch please, I'm from California:
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