Some things in life are so ridiculous yet so awesome that they leave us breathless. This may just be one of those things: behold, the Inflatable Toast Mattress!
Breakfast in bed? No, breakfast is bed! Link - via Fabulist
(Yes, yes, it's late for an April Fool's joke post but come on, it was funny. And someone should really make it.)
Xiamen Caixin Inflatable Product Co., Ltd
You could have fried-egg shaped blankets.