Celebrity Dungeons & Dragons Characters

Wired has a gallery of user-submitted celebrities who have been "rolled" as AD&D characters. Here's George W. Bush's (by "Spherical Time"):

17th -level politician
Chaotic Neutral Human
Strength: 11
Intelligence: 10
Wisdom: 6
Constitution: 12
Dexterity: 10
Charisma: 16
Special Abilities: Always wins eligible elections, takes no damage for corporate connections, has the ability to prevaricate perfectly, and always goes first in initiative in attacks via other countries.

http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/multimedia/2008/04/gallery_DandDStats - via Digg

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Chaotic Neutral? More like Lawful Evil. Just because his incompetence causes chaos doesn't make his moral alignment chaotic. That guy obviously hasn't understood D&D alignment rules at all.
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...wow. Now I really want to start a campaign in which all the players are political figures. It would be almost as fun as dividing laser tag teams into Allied and Axis powers!
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