ZOMG! This sock zombie plushie by Etsy seller underroos is SO cute! This one is the Blue and Brown Toehorn Zombie:
You know what you need? A zombie made out of socks. It's better than an ACTUAL zombie in so many ways! I mean, can you put an actual zombie in your backpack? Sure, but just that one time.
14-inches tall at his highest nubbin, the Toe Horned Zombie is perhaps my crowning zombie achievement. Machine and hand stitched from one new crew sock (body), and one new toe sock (horns and nubbins). So soft and cuddly you'll think it was made from a polyester bunny rabbit. Button eyes, glittery puff paint blood drool. Keep an eye on your pets. Or... on your other socks.
And why would you need a zombie sock?
"Throwing a zombie at your enemy is just like throwing an apple, except that your enemy's brains get eaten. And you don't waste an apple."
Link - Thanks Annie Fischer!