Can't wait for this year's Darwinian Valentine's Day Card Contest at Skepchick blog! Last year, they did a top 10 Best Darwinian Pick-up Lines, for example:
10. Trust me Baby, my selection is ALL natural!
9. Why don't you unzip my pants and let me show you the descent of man?
6. You cause selective pressure in my pants. How about we split - leave these Neanderthals behind?
4. Girl, you so fine, you make me want to do a Cambrian explosion between your strata.
Check out the rest of the Darwinian Pick Up Lines | This year's Darwinian Valentine's Day Card Contest - Thanks Rebecca!
Previously on Neatorama: Geeky Science Valentine | Scientist Valentine | Neatest Science Valentine: You're More Special Than Relativity
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# Let's go back to my place and y'know, see if we can't find some fitness.
"Well, tonight we'll be having fluffed air on a bed of notions, a hot bowl of this wonderful whipped water soup, the main course will be a substantial vestment of french roasted aromas, and perhaps if anyone dares... I've prepared these absolutely delightful guilty thoughts that I thought we'd sit all night and munch on!"