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Darwinian Valentine's Day Card and Pick Up Lines

Can't wait for this year's Darwinian Valentine's Day Card Contest at Skepchick blog! Last year, they did a top 10 Best Darwinian Pick-up Lines, for example:

10. Trust me Baby, my selection is ALL natural!
9. Why don't you unzip my pants and let me show you the descent of man?
6. You cause selective pressure in my pants. How about we split - leave these Neanderthals behind?
4. Girl, you so fine, you make me want to do a Cambrian explosion between your strata.

Check out the rest of the Darwinian Pick Up Lines | This year's Darwinian Valentine's Day Card Contest - Thanks Rebecca!

Previously on Neatorama: Geeky Science Valentine | Scientist Valentine | Neatest Science Valentine: You're More Special Than Relativity

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# You like my phenotype? You should see my genotype.

# Let's go back to my place and y'know, see if we can't find some fitness.
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