Yay! Neatorama and Hobotopia's Caption Monkey is back! And let's get straight to it, okay?
Funniest caption for this crazy awesome photo of Pua the tamandua (a genus of anteater) wins a Free Monkey (or other critter) Drawing by Ape Lad of Hobotopia! Contest rule is darn simple: write your caption in the comment, one caption per comment please but you can submit as many as you'd like. You can also vote for your favorite comment, but not your own.
“And then I told Lashonda, ‘girl, listen– I know you dig the airbrushing and bedazzle diamonds, but this Anteater’s got her own beat to jive to– you dig?’ I mean, there’s nothing wrong with going au natural when you’ve got nails as fine as this. Girlfriend, she was gettin’ all up in my grill– and I practically put her litter through Ant College with all the acrylic wraps and gel fills she’s done on these claws.”