Ah, the manicured green rolling hills of golf courses - It's always been my dream to have a backyard as beautiful as a PGA tournament-worthy golf course, but alas, a quick peek at my bank account is enough to quash that dream.
But not all hope is lost: here's a fantastic carpet from moderntots which brings the greenery into your living room. http://www.moderntots.com/go_play/product.php?productid=16714
Why would gay people like this crap any more than straight people?
Or are you just using the opportunity to insult a group of people to make yourself feel better?
Grow up.