Law of Cat Acceleration
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.
Law of Cat Embarrassment
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.
Law of Milk Consumption
A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.
Law of Furniture Replacement
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.
Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of â€œMatterâ€ plus â€œAnti-Matterâ€ plus â€œIt Doesn't Matterâ€.
There are lots more laws. They make perfect sense to cats and people who live with cats. Link -via the Presurfer
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