The Board of Wisdom has a neat collection of geek quotes and sayings, for example:
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.