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Justin Heimberg's Yo Momma Vocabulary Builder.

Here's something that I wish I had while studying for the SATs: Justin Heimberg's Yo Momma vocabulary builder book, which uses the one-liner joke to teach new words!

Yo momma's so emaciated, she can hula hoop in a fruit loop.

Yo momma's so obtuse, she thinks a webcast is when Spider-Man goes fishing.

Here's an interview with Justin at ABC News: Link

And yes, that's Justin with his mom (who happens to love the book, btw).


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Hey!! Here are some of my favorite yo momma jokes:

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo momma’s so fat, her drivers license says, ” Picture continued on other side.

You should totally come check out this new site, http://yomomma.tv/ – you can battle other people with your yo momma jokes and even tell them how whack their jokes are.
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