From Text Message to Marriage



One evening David Brown, a 24 year old British man, dreamt of a phone number similar to his own. When he woke up, he did what any fine young British lad would do - he sent the phone a text message. Perhaps serendipitously, his future soulmate, Michelle Kitson, happened to be the recipient.

Even though they had never met, the two dated and recently married, defying her parents worries that he may be "an axe murderer". http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21531273-13762,00.html [news.com.au], pic via Sean Dreilinger

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something fishy about this, he's either lying or he got her number from somewhere and he forgot from where. do they live close? how likely would that be
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I'd still be worried that he's an axe murderer! I wonder how many #s he had to call before the woman on the other side actually bought his story.
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I am a master of cat petting and massage. It comes from years of practice, a high level of empathy, and always having mellow cats around.

Most people don't know how to properly pet a cat. No finesse, no dynamic feedback loop. I suspect these people are probably not great in bed, either. There's nothing sexual about petting a cat, but the parallel between being able to interpret responses to physical stimulation and adjust accordingly is there.

You have to imagine that you are the cat, and remember that what feels nice to a human is pretty much what feels nice to cats, the spine, neck, and shoulders being the obvious areas. Also, remember that less is more! A slow, light touch is almost always better than an aggressive one.

Ok, that's all, and yes i realize I sound like some sort of cat molesting pervert.
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It also depends on the cat. Some cats like belly rubs, some don't. Some cats only tolerate soft and slow pets, and some seem to enjoy rougher or faster petting. Which seems weird, but you can see examples of all of those on youtube.

Cats are weird.
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