Scientists at the Large Hadron Collider, a 27-km long circular particle accelerator at CERN near Geneva, are excited:
What *exactly* are they trying to do?
Ah, okay then, if you say so! Link - via YesButNoButYes Wait - that's no. 8 on LiveScience's Top 10 Ways to Destroy Earth! |
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Oh, oh, I get it! What you're saying is that oppositely charged
particles collide and blow each other up in a burst of energy. Like
a tiny Big Bang, like a... a... a... b-b-Baby Bang!
BUCKAROO BANZAI is impressed. The audience laughs indulgently. PENNY PRIDDY
suddenly realizes she's the center of attention.
PENNY PRIDDY:
Well, I'm, uh, probably just, uh, stating the very obvious.
(angrily, to herself)
Shut UP... shut UP...
BUCKAROO BANZAI:
No, no, it's not obvious at all. If it was obvious, everybody
would be doing it every day.