Styrofoam Robot.

All bars of soap will do that.... not just Ivory Soap.

Most of these are really bad ideas, but the Ivory Soap is always a hoot!

Microwaving stuff questions?

Go check out the web series "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" on YouTube. Ten glorious seasons of microwave awesomeness. (Give season one a chance, he did it in a bored voice on purpose as a joke.)

I'm sorry about your weekend, but you're welcome.

Only the original "classic" Ivory soap bars do that. Afterwards they crush up into a powder great for washing clothes in a pinch. It's hard to get the soap scent/taste out of the air though.

Show us your coconut!!!

And... which of 'all of those things' would do well on a grill, exactly? Someone had a good idea but couldn't make it work, that's for sure.

microwaving a microwave would almost certainly rip a hole in the fabric of space and time