Well, then you give those fine folks a tour of your spaceship, in the style of MTV Cribs.
Chris Pratt proudly shows us around the amazingly detailed Milano ship set used in Guardians of the Galaxy in this Marvel video "Check the Milano, Yo!", and now we know why he doesn't want to move back into his real crib!
Colin uses a process known as HydroForming to "inflate" the sheet metal, spraying a high pressure water jet into the welded pocket between the sheets of metal, thereby causing it to expand into a balloon shape.
He assures us this is totally safe as long as there isn't any air in there, but something tells me Colin inadvertently created a fun new way to launch shrapnel...
Those creeps and ghouls who chased Scooby-Doo and the gang around weren’t all that scary, because the adventures had to stay kid friendly, but what if some of horror’s most infamous slashers had co-starred in those Scooby Doo mysteries?
Scenes from the show might have looked an awful lot like these ghoulishly great artworks by illustrator Travis Falligrant, aka IB Trav, and the little viewers at home would've had nightmares for the rest of their lives.
Trav clearly wasn't impressed by the original Scooby-Doo baddies, so he raised the stakes by adding actual slashers like Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees to the classic cartoon mystery, careful to keep that signature Hanna-Barbera style in each character design.
It's a good thing real horror movie slashers weren't included in the original show, or the gang probably wouldn't have made it past the first season!
It seems rather strange that so many mysteries still exist in the world of Nintendo, considering each of their characters/series have had multiple sequels come out across all platforms, but as it turns out some of these secrets were revealed in Nintendo character guide released in 1993.
Blake's insightful discovery might challenge the way you've thought about your favorite Nintendo characters all these years, but maybe knowing the truth will make you feel even closer to these beloved video game stars. What's not to love about a dinosaur named T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas?
They might as well come in to work with a shirt that reads "Take this job and shove it!", or just stay at home instead of coming in to work their shifts, but it seems money will make even the most apathetic employee pretend to give a crap about their job:
The city's most famous busters had a really hard time battling the giant version of that marshmallow advertising mascot, but when they discovered his tiny offspring sleeping in a candy store nearby they snatched that puft little man up in no time. He was cute, in a horrifying ghost monster kind of way, but he had to be trapped and put into the containment unit, but that didn't mean they couldn't have a little fun with the little guy first...
Show the world your fun and geeky sense of humor with this Puff Pinata t-shirt by Manny Peters Art + Design, it's far from whack!
Cloud had survived seven battlefields and every kind of fantasy monster imaginable, but now he faced a different kind of final foe- the evil exes! They were fighting to ruin his fun, but he wasn't about to put down his buster sword without going head-to-head with every last one of them, for the love of a gal named Aerith...and one named Tifa. Sheesh, no wonder he's up in arms! Such strife!
It's a geeky mashup vs. the world on this Cloud Pilgrim t-shirt by CJ Boucher Media, throw it on before you battle the evil exes in your life.
There's something to be said about being the last in line, and when you're a boss monster there's no one more powerful, more deadly, than the Final Boss. They're the one the heroes have to get past to beat the game, the one that lies between the gamer and video game fame, and Bowser is one of the guys who started it all.
He's the biggest, baddest turtle shelled monster in the mushroom kingdom, celebrate his gaming legacy with this Final Boss t-shirt by AutoSave.
Ever since Kong dropped the donkey from his name and adopted the nickname Indiana his life has become one big adventure. His love of golden bananas, and the exploration of levels, drew him to the mines that lay under the island, where an epic croc temple was waiting to be plundered. Indiana went in with a gleam in his eye, but Diddy's banana peel disaster cut their trip short, Forcing Kong to round the bend back to the island's surface...
Show the world your adventurous and geeky sides with this Indiana Kong and the Temple of Nanners t-shirt by Kinda Creative and your fellow gamers will go bananas!
Classic movie moments are classic for a reason, and in the case of comedies that reason is usually because the scene is hilarious no matter how many times you watch it. The day Peter Venkman went into that swanky New York hotel with his fellow busters of ghosts he knew the risks involved, but nobody could have foreseen how funny it would be to see him get slimed by a grinning green ghost! Now that's a totally classic scene!
Share your love of fantastic films and classic supernatural comedy moments with this He Slimed Me... t-shirt by ShasteenFrey, and keep the spirit of geeky cinema alive!
You've heard of all those other leagues, but there's one totally exciting league that has a style and energy all its own- the J-LEAGUE! With superheroic folks by the dozen wearing really cool clothes and really sharp hairstyles while piloting super cool giant robots the anime legends that make up the J-LEAGUE are just as tough as the heroes in those other leagues- they're just drawn differently!
Celebrate everyone's favorite heroes from the far east with this J-LEAGUE t-shirt by dinshoran, it's a powerful way to show your love of anime.
Sam and Dean didn't have much need for an active imagination with a friend like Castiel always hanging around, their life was crazier than any story they could tell! With a never-ending stream of supernatural creatures on their trail straight from Hell these boys are on an adventure that threatens to eliminate the entire Winchester bloodline. Good thing they're so happy-go-lucky as they ride off to their doom..
Bring the supernatural adventure home on this Sam and Dean...and Cas! t-shirt by zerobriant and protect your geeky wardrobe from the forces of evil fashion.
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When John Snow found himself stranded in a wintery world he also found himself with lots of time on his hands, and while looking for a hobby he discovered the delicious world of ice cream making. With an unlimited base at his disposal John made the most delicious frozen dessert in the land, and it was game over for Hodor's Hodor Cream business.
Add some flavor game to your geeky wardrobe with this hilarious John Snow Ice Cream t-shirt by Que Desenho Legal, it's a taste sensation!
Everybody loves pizza, and when you wear a shirt that says PIZZA across the front, a tasty tee fairly dripping with flavor, people will line up to be your friend! But remember this- they don't actually want to be your friend, they're only in it for a slice of pizza, because pizza pie makes people do crazy things...
Add this delicious PIZZA t-shirt by Olivia Lin to your wardrobe and bring the deliciousness with you wherever you go!
First he came alive in Doctor Frankenstein's laboratory, then he came to life on the big screen and filled audiences full of wonder and dread. Now The Monster has come alive on this classically styled t-shirt, will the masses be able to handle your monstrous fashion sense, or will they run screaming in terror as you walk around town showing Frankenstein's Monster some love?
You don't have to be a monster to appreciate a good monster movie, and it's a sure bet that your fellow fiends will love this The Monster t-shirt by Marinasinger Designs, bring one home and scare up some smiles!
There are plenty of beings across the galaxy that could stand to lose a bit of weight, but Hutts just don't look right without their signature slug-like gut.
Hutt weight loss is also liable to render them vulnerable to blaster fire, which could be bad for business, so if you see a Hutt thinking about getting a gym membership remind them that their bulk is what makes them repulsive beautiful.
This Hutt oriented anti-weight loss comic was brought to you by Steve Hamaker, as a reminder- a skinny Hutt is a dead Hutt!
These selfies have created a bit of a conundrum over who owns the rights to the pics- David understandably claims he does, but Wikimedia Commons claims that the macaque actually owns the copyright to the photos.
PiggyBack is the newest (fake) app created to help people get from point A to point B, when the distance between the two points is too far to walk but too short to warrant travel by car.
Following the pattern set by Uber, Lyft and Sidecar, PiggyBack lets you request rides from strangers with strong backs and a couple of hours to kill, rides that come with the satisfaction of knowing that your fate truly rests on someone else's shoulders:
PiggyBack is the brainchild of the folks at Zenn Films, who have absolutely no experience creating an app and only a feeble grasp of what it takes to carry someone across town on your back.
If only PiggyBack were a real app, we would see the city streets come alive with a new generation of proud PiggyBackers carrying their precious cargo to their destination safely, and with minimal jostling.
Instead we'll just have to take rides in those boring old cars, and dream of clinging to a sweaty stranger's back for a surreal trip across town...
Drugs have ruined many a good dance party, mostly due to overdosing, dehydration or overheating while dancing, and because of this ever present party scene killer even the promoters have changed their minds about downplaying the dangers of party drugs.
In an unprecedented move among EDM event promoters, the creators of the Electric Zoo Festival are making ticketholders watch a PSA, created by Dexter screenwriter James Manos Jr., that warns about the dangers of dancing with “Molly” (a supposedly purer form of MDMA, aka Ecstasy) before entering the event.
The organizers are urging attendees to "be present" during the event, stating:
Our message to concertgoers is simple: The Electric Zoo experience is exceptional and worth being present for. Molly can cause you to not only miss the moment, alienate your friends and have an overall adverse and unpleasant experience, but can also make you sick and can even be fatal. Fans will experience how great it is to "Come To Life" at one of our concerts from lights, sounds and crowds.
Will watching a PSA before a rave change the way attendees conduct themselves at the event, or is this just the organizer's way of avoiding liability for any drug-related deaths that might occur at their event? My guess is the latter...
Looking for something in-between the two, in terms of excitement level and visual appeal?
Then say howdy to The Birthday Boys, who have their own sketch comedy show on IFC and a YouTube channel called Woosh From Mars that has a personalized birthday videos for nearly every name, except mine of course...
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were always meant to be a bit tongue-in-cheek, and even the far more serious comic book version often approached ideas of mutation, vigilantism and teenhood in a playful manner.
It's almost like the folks who came up with these whacked out baddies were just drawing names out of a hat, taking the whole idea of mutation to a most ridiculous extreme.
A hybrid monster with the power of five classic monsters in one? I guess even movie monsters aren't immune to The Ooze. A sattelite-human hybrid named Vid Vicious? Never mind the bollocks, just aim for his tin can head!
Some stories give the characters and plot time to develop organically, but there’s also something to be said for a story that starts smack dab in the middle, picking up the pieces of another story that has already occurred.
Drifters is an animated tale that begins somewhere in the middle, a story about “strangers who wake up on a train after a traumatic event”, passengers who have no idea how they got on that train or where they're going.
Drifters is a product of animator Ethan Clarke’s unique mind, and even though it was created in 2012 this strange little cartoon is truly timeless- because strange stories never go out of style.
Humans aren’t the only ones cheering about the new Marvel movie Guardians of the Galaxy, the raccoons of the world now have their own superheroic idol on the big screen, and their lives have been changed forever.
Suddenly raccoons around the world are walking a bit taller, they're no longer afraid to face the coyotes who have oppressed raccoonkind for centuries, and they're even adopting a bolder fashion sense to show the world how important they are
Ordinary raccoons may not get to travel across the galaxy in a starship, launch various explosive projectiles from a gun, or help save a universe full of non-raccoons, but just knowing there's a guy like Rocket Raccoon out there makes regular raccoon folks feel like royalty!
Magical prankster Rahat Hussein is back with a new friend who likes monkeying around just as much as he does- a capuchin monkey who seems to be capable of driving himself to the drive-thru whenever he gets hungry.
If you think Jeff Goldblum seems like a really fun guy to hang out with in real life, a great guy to invite to a party, then these fun Tyrannosaurus attack wedding photos will prove you right.
Jeff was in attendance at the wedding of his fiancee’s friend Pamela Sargent when the photographer (Adam Biesenthal) approached him about being in the T-Rex attack themed wedding photos, with the T-Rex added via photoshop so as not to endanger the guests.
Jeff agreed to play along, and now this lucky wedded couple has some of the most amazing wedding photos ever digitally manipulated.
Jeff’s expression is a mixture of acting scared and instantly regretting his decision to be in this photo series, because he’s gotta be tired of all the Jurassic Park references by now, right?
There’s a man named Matt who created an entire cartoon universe full of strange looking yellow skinned people who happen to resemble real life folks, and then there’s the other man named Matt who built a replica of the first Matt’s city of Springfield entirely out of LEGO.
This story is about that second Matt, and his impressively detailed model of the city, a model that once again proves that The Simpsons and LEGO are two geeky tastes that go great together.
Matt De Lanoy is earning his Master Builder stripes by recreating this iconic toon town out of LEGO, but Springfield looks like it's short a few dozen buildings and landmarks, so hopefully Matt will continue to pay homage to the original Matt via LEGO bricks and keep building up that town!