The Bloodborne is coming, storming in like the ides of March to cleanse the city of the impure and the fallen. He wasn't looking for a fight, or to become a hero, he was simply seeking a cure said to lie within the ruins of the city, but he wasn't going to back down either. This is no ordinary pilgrim, no mere traveler- he is a force of life born to destroy the darkness...
Add a touch of horror to your geeky wardrobe with this Bloodborne- Born In Blood t-shirt by Mdk7, it's dark and spooky in all the right ways!
The bricks had officially hit the fan, and Daryl knew he was going to have to fight for his little square life if he wanted to see his brother again. He'd witnessed dead plastic people rising from their graves,and it had almost shaken his resolve. How could dead plastic come back to life like that, and why did it now have an appetite for the living? He didn't know the why, only the how to turn them back into a motionless pile of bricks- with a bolt to the head!
Add some brick-tastic adventure to your geeky wardrobe with this Daryl Brixon t-shirt by Kgullholmen, and show the world you wouldn't be caught dead walking around in a boring t-shirt!
The interwebs are teeming with life hacks, and yet it seems like the more of these little tips and tricks we read the less we remember them all, or any at all, when you're in need of a life hack solution to a problem.
That’s usually because the hack in question was created to solve a virtually nonexistent problem, and remembering a hack you hardly ever use is a waste of good brain space!
So where are all the hacks for everyday problems, problems people can relate to, in other words popsicle problem hacks?
They weren't the hottest band in the world, or the most well known, but The Beetz had something those other bands couldn't touch- a fan named Doug! They're a colorful bunch of characters, and the songs they write really resonate with their Funnie fans, because who doesn't relate to tracks like "Killer Tofu" and "I Need More Allowance"? For those who appreciate rockin' good tunes The Beetz can't be beat, for the rest there's that other band named after a bug...
Add some cartoon cool to your geeky wardrobe with this The Beetz t-shirt by Eman!, and take your style back to those nick toon 90s!
They were really good at finding their targets, taunting their targets and eliminating their targets, but they weren't in the business of shipping and transporting so they really had no business handling that slab of carbonite. However, neither one of 'em possessed the ability to turn down a buck, so when that giant slug of a crime boss paid for their services they gladly agreed. They got the thing on the transport ship all right, but the problem with flying through the middle of a war is things get mighty bumpy, and Fett had forgotten to secure that block of Solo in the cargo bay...
A mercenary and a bounty hunter went to a cantina...and then they ended up on this Opps t-shirt by Coinbox Tees, one funny adventure starring Wade and Boba that you can wear on your chest!
Celebrating the holidays with your virtual family is an annual tradition for TV junkies like myself, but this year was sorely lacking in new Christmas episodes, especially in the sitcom world. so I had to go digging in the vaults.
Here are ten Christmas episodes from classic sitcoms of yesteryear, to remind us how good Yuletide sitcom episodes used to be.
1. 3rd Rock From The Sun- Jolly Old St. Dick (1996)-
What could be wackier than a bunch of aliens pretending to be a normal human family? How about a bunch of aliens pretending to be a normal human family at Christmastime! It's 3rd Rock, it's a Christmas episode, it's hilarious!
2. Married With Children- You Better Watch Out (1991)-
Remember how amazing it was to see real life Santas doing amazing stunts and tricks when you were a kid? This episode of Married...With Children will show you how one minor mishap in a Santa stunt will scar you for life!
3. Square Pegs - A Child's Christmas In Weemawee (1982)-
Do you remember that totally radical sitcom from the early 80s called Square Pegs? If not don't worry, because Square Pegs only lasted for a season, and is probably best known for launching the career of Sarah Jessica Parker, but it was a real gem of a show.
Watch this Christmas episode and, like, let those nostalgiac holiday vibes flow, man!
He's a legend among those who live in Fantasia, a serpentine figure that cuts across the night sky like a bolt of ivory, but for one little boy that dragon is more than just a mythical figure- he's also a friend. A story can only paint as much of a picture as the words will allow, and those tales simply don't do that dragon justice because they can't begin to describe what a joy it is to be around a being who is so massive and powerful in body yet humble and pure of heart.
Share your love of folklore and fantasy films with this Falkor Folklore t-shirt by Bamboota, it'll earn you a neverending stream of compliments!
Artists and crafters know that nothing says "I love you" like a handmade gift, and when it comes to making stuff nothing makes new stuff quite like old stuff, also known as upcycling.
Here are ten fun and easy to follow tutorials that show you how to make neat new Christmas stuff out of old stuff you would otherwise just recycle or throw away.
1. Baby Food Jar Snowglobes-
When you've got a baby in the house you typically end up with a bunch of used baby food jars bound for the recycling bin, but why trash those jars when you can use them again? People often keep baby food jars around for nuts and bolts, art supplies, etc. but they can also be used to make neat little snowglobes!
Stuck with a bunch of leftover cups from your last soiree? Cups of all sizes and materials make a great, and very unique, wreath. This tutorial presents a plain white cup wreath as the final product, but it looks like the skeleton of a far more colorful wreath to me.
With a little paint, tinsel, ribbon, candy, and whatnot you can turn a string of cups into one cool piece of DIY Christmas decor.
However, cups can always be saved for another occassion, but what the heck can you do with all those small scraps of wrapping paper? Turn them into a stylish and ultra festive wreath wrapping paper wreath, and show everyone who visits your home that you are one creative Christmas lovin' crafter!
Remember all those pasta related projects from elementary school? Bring those fun food art projects forward into adulthood by making some cute little Pasta Christmas Trees! They're utterly adorable, fun and easy to make, and they'll bring a bit of your childhood home to stay in a really crafty way!
When light bulbs burn out they end up in the trash, but their glass bodies, which are perfectly round or teardrop shaped, and metal tops make them ideal forms for a hand painted Christmas tree ornament.
This tutorial require intermediate to advanced level painting skills, but when you think of the light bulb as the underlying form of your ornament crafters of all skill levels can create something cool with an idea, a bulb and some supplies.
It seems prison shows are all the rage these days, but they've finally put some folks on the small screen who are capable of creating some extremely watchable chaos- the inmates from Arkham asylum. Anybody who's ever seen him on the screen knows that Joker was meant to be a star, but most of the other criminally insane stars of the show had to ease into the limelight, and they're still not sure about all those cameras. Fans of that other popular prison show are probably wondering to themselves- but which one is Crazy Eyes? Take your pick!
Bring some villainous fun to your geeky wardrobe with this Arkham Is The New Black t-shirt by Nertee Designs, it's the perfect shirt whether you're enjoying a night out on the town or you're locked up at home binge watching your favorite TV show.
The Smash bros. Mario and Luigi run a totally clean operation, that is after they've sprayed all the Pac blood and Kirby goop off the walls of the battle arenas, but the extremely long waiting list proves that video game avatars love a good brawl. However, after a few rounds of combat in the Super Smash arenas the video game world is left sadly lacking in heroes like Link and Sonic, as they recover from their battle wounds!
Add some console gaming color to your geeky wardrobe with this Smash Brawl t-shirt by Dooomcat, it's the gamiest bit of gear you'll ever proudly wear around town.
This kooky old sci-fi flick features Santa Claus squaring off against militant Martians who have abducted him, along with a couple of kids, so they can put Santa to work making toys for the children of Mars.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is an admittedly schlocky flick, but there's something delightfully kitschy about the film that makes it a yearly Xmas tradition in my house!
This odd film from Mexico gives us a glimpse inside Santa's Toyland castle in outer space where he employs the famous wizard Merlin and watches over all the boys and girls in the world. His operation is threatened when Satan sets out to kill him by making every kid in the world turn naughty, sending the slapstick devil Pitch to Earth so he can finish the job.
Can Santa save the children of the world (mostly Mexico, of course) from turning in to rotten little brats? Hunt this vintage oddity down and find out! (The MST3K version is on Netflix).
Gojira was making a comeback, and he wanted to show the world that he was no longer the innocent little kaiju he used to be, so he decided to come in for his grand reappearance atop a wrecking ball. He needed to show the world that he's sassy, dangerous and totally electric, a scaly pop culture superstar ready to blow the world away with his free spirited attitude. Unfortunately, the public was not adoring, and they didn't like having some movie star diva smash up their town for some cheap publicity!
Wear this Wrecking Ball t-shirt by Naolito and you'll be a smash hit with your fellow kaiju fans!
One lucky little bear went for a float amongst the stars, and when ground control checked in he told them he was ready for a major award...in the form of a triple scoop ice cream cone! The view from outside the space shuttle was mighty nice, but that astronaut bear only had eyes for his delicious frozen treat, which sat just out of reach and was starting to float away in slow motion...
Add some adorable intergalactic flavor to your geeky wardrobe with this Astronaut Bear t-shirt by Mike Jacobsen, and show the universe how tasty t-shirts can be!
Christmas is the king of commercialized holidays, the one time of year when we buy-buy-buy and give-give-give, but some of the crazy holiday themed crap some companies come up with takes the spirit of giving straight over the top!
Here are twelve of the strangest, WTF inducing Christmas themed products ever sold to a holiday merchandise hungry world. Time to update your Christmas list!
1. Santa Bathroom Set-
Sitting on the throne has never been more festive! Let Santa make your movements a little more pleasant, it's a lot like sitting on his lap only you don't get a candy cane when you're done...
It seems like most baby costumes take the fact that the baby can't walk into account during the design phase, but the look on this baby's face says wearing this Christmas Tree Baby Bunting is pure torture. Believe it or not some kids remember traumatic incidents from their babyhood, and they'll spend the rest of their lives plotting their revenge...
They say wearing an image of Santa's butt on your person will bring you good luck come Christmas, but it will also make you the butt of many jokes throughout the year.
Luckily, there are these Santa's Butt earrings, which are small enough to cover up if you have long hair. That way you can wear Santa's Butt all year long, and it will be your own little Yuletide secret.
Doctor Horrible Brain is cursed, which doesn't seem surprising considering he chose to become a supervillain rather than finding honest work as a lab rat or trash picker, but his curse doesn't stem from his career choice. No, Doc Brain is cursed because of his choice in friends, and now he's stuck with his henchman Pinky for the rest of his little rodent life. Every night that dimwitted Pinky slinks in to his operating chamber and asks him the same stupid question- "What do you want to do tonight, Doctor Horrible Brain sir?", to which the Doc inevitably answers "Try to take over the world, and find a new girlfriend, in that order!"
Share your love of classic cartoons, and cult classic indie flicks, with this What Do You Want To Do Tonight? t-shirt by Wirdou, and you'll never have to worry about anyone accusing you of having horrible taste!
That Great Old One with the squid for a face used to be a real sourpuss, hell bent on subjugating and eliminating mankind, but then he met a man named Santa who changed his entire outlook on human life. Now Cthulhu is the biggest Christmas fan of them all, and when he arises from his slumber he's not coming to eat you, or drive you insane, he just wants to sing you Christmas carols and give you a present. But be aware that Cthulhu is pretty new to the whole giving a gift without taking the mortal's soul thing, so his presents might be a tad on the gory side...
Bring some wickedly fun style to your Christmas with this Merry Cthulhumas! t-shirt by Captain RibMan, and you'll end up on the Naughty list right where you belong!
How many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a superheroic murder case? That depends on whether anybody is watching you eat that sweet mystery layer by layer, or if you can get tough and chomp down on the clues all at once, getting straight to the bubblegum center of the problem in one bite. Mr. Night Owl knows you can't just watch the action- real men, and male owls, go in and take their lickings with a smiley face, like a roadhouse comedian. What does the murder of a superhero taste like? It's soft like silk, blue like the sky over Manhattan, and as mysterious as a Rorschach test, but much like a spectre it has no taste...
Who will watch you when you wear this Mr. Night Owl t-shirt by Dann Matthews? Only the coolest folks on the planet, namely those who enjoy amazing graphic novels and animated owls, that's who!
Ever since Photoshop came to town photos have become much less believable overall, because anybody can now erase, shape, edit, airbrush, color correct, clone stamp, warp, filter, soften via blur and add to any and all photos whenever they want.
Addition via Photoshop can be a powerful tool, and one little addition is all it takes to entirely change the meaning of a photograph.
1. Make 'Em Smile!-
Sharks already have a pretty toothy grin, but whether they're happy or not their smile looks like the stuff of nightmares. Thankfully Photoshop can help soften their image:
According to the movie, Rocky had no love for the trash talkin' Clubber Lang, but imagine how different that trilogy could have been if Rocky fought opponents in the ring, then had to fight for their hearts after the bout.
All it takes is one hand to change Rocky III from a sports flick to a tender romance:
When kids play in the mud it looks like a total disaster, but not the type of disaster where young lives are in danger. Enter your friendly neighborhood Photoshops and this messy, muddy playtime turns into a total bloodbath!:
When the sun sets on the Land of Ooo the citizens, whether candy, critter or mutant, feel a bit safer knowing that Finn and Jake are out there spanking bad guy buns and making everything totally awesome again. They're the Heroes of Ooo, but they weren't always the totally mathematical bros you see before you. Once upon a time they were nothing but a pair of dweebs who got picked on by the local toughies, usually guys with really big muscles and equally big moustaches, but with a little training, some luck and a lot of heart they're becoming the big time heroes they've always wanted to be.
Keep your closet full of animated adventures with this The Heroes Of Ooo t-shirt by Tom Trager, isn't it about time you brought some heroic fantasy to your geeky wardrobe?
The minions were all involved in an epic dragon ball fighter storyline which had gone super saiyan, and one little minion was said to have the highest banana fueled strength score in the compound. Scans confirmed that spiky haired Gomiku had a strength score of over 9000, a fact which caused his fellow fighters to give up the game! Gru, however, wasn't told anything about the dragon fighter game his little minions were playing, and he made the fatal mistake of raising his voice at Gomiku, whose little yellow body was now crackling with banana scented energy...
Minions and anime fighters collide on this Over 9000 t-shirt by Donnie, it's the perfect thing to wear when you fly into battle or while you're watching your favorite anime series.
When families go out looking for a place that evokes that old time Christmas feeling, chances are they’re looking for something far better than the so-called Magical Winterland in Harrogate, UK, the attraction that was so bad it was forced to close after just one day.
The Magical Winterland suckered people into buying presale tickets with promises of holiday fun for the whole family, including a Frozen singalong and photo-op with Olaf, but when guests arrived at the showground they found the saddest displays ever, all leading to the saddest live reindeer ever.
2014 was a good year for adventurous eaters, especially those who don’t snub offerings from fast food restaurants.
The fast food inventions created in 2014 were quite unique, with original hybrid tastes we've never seen before delivered to our tastebuds by cross branded creations worthy of waiting in that long drive thru line.
Old school gamers remember the feeling of unwrapping shiny new game cartridges on Christmas, and spending the rest of winter break trying to beat your new games before your friends. The shape of the box usually gave away the contents of those NES related presents, but the big surprise was seeing which game was hiding under the paper. Sometimes it was a really good surprise, like when Grandma actually heard your pleas and bought you the newest, hottest game, and sometimes it was a total bust, like when you got Excitebike for the fifth time, but as long as it was a new NES console cartridge all was right in the world. We wish you a NES'y Christmas and a geeky New Year!
Celebrate the holiday season the classic console way- with this Nes'Y Christmas t-shirt by Gordon Brebner Designs, and start the new year with some old school cool!
The halls of that old school of wizardry and witchcraft were starting to get mighty drafty, and many of the students were complaining about how hard it was to study in the cold, but one guy kept a cool head and warm bod at all times. His name is Harry and he is the boy who lived...in a finely knit wool sweater. The other students were mighty jealous of Mr. Potter and his fancy sweater, but they knew better than to upset the bespectacled spellcaster, for he had friends in high places...
Add the magical look of a sweater to your t-shirt collection with this The Sweater That Lived t-shirt by Mandrie, and expectorum complimentum!
Hanukkah is in full swing, and that means it’s time for merchandisers and retailers to cash in on yet another religious holiday by peddling some cheap quality crap! But how can someone who doesn't agree with the commercialization of a religious holiday fight back?
They make all kinds of different dinosaur menorahs, from the mighty T-Rex to the mighty large Brontosaurus, and each one is unique, hand made and costs less than a hundred bucks.
Looking to take Hanukkah back to the old school, but not so far back you see dinosaurs spinning dreidels? You need the new hot look for winter- the Jew Chainz Star Of David sweatshirt from wethouse, for that new jack swing bling.
In the future Juggalogians will surely tell the tale of the art show that brought their clowny subculture into the fine art limelight, and the paintings which would shape the very landscape of what it means to be a Juggalo.
Future generations of Juggalos will have artist Lucy Owen to thank for shedding a humanistic light on their clown white crews and tearing down their painted walls, exposing the disenfranchised youth lurking within.
Lucy fully immersed herself in Juggalo culture when a conversation with a young Juggalo, who spoke of being ridiculed on a daily basis, inspired her to explore their fringe fan culture and see what makes them tick.
The result is a series of rather remarkable paintings called Where The Juggalos Roam, which not only capture the visual essence of the subculture but also succeeds in conveying the emotional state of the people wearing the face paint.
Will the first ever Juggalo themed art show at the Start Gallery in Detroit change the way people treat the Juggalos? Probably not, but now they can find work as art models!
Most animated features are created with the assumption that the young viewers watching the film won’t actually look for truths, check the math, or otherwise deconstruct the facts presented in the movie looking for absolutes. The creators know there will be incongruities in every film but don’t bother fixing it when the viewers don’t really seem to care.
But an artist named Xibira proved she cares enough to do the math behind a little Disney film called Beauty and the Beast, and the results are shocking.
He's a pie headed man with a mission, an old school guy with lots of game who travelled back in time to save the video game world from the ultimate kill screen. When Doctor Arcade introduced him to the pacmobile he thought the Doc was a bit of a kook, but when he discovered that round yellow car could use power pellets to travel back in time his pie slice mouth split into a wide smile. He started grabbing up as many pellets as he could, but then Pinky caught on to his plan and gathered her ghostly gang for an old fashioned pac attack...
Add some old school game to your geeky wardrobe with this Pac To The Future t-shirt by Retro Review, and send your fellow pac-fans on a fun trip back in time!
If you’ve been watching The Simpsons from the very beginning then you know they’ve come a long way from their early days, when they were fresh from The Tracey Ullman Show and lookin’ strange, but can you believe they just celebrated their 25th anniversary?
December 17, 1989 was the day an animated TV legend was born- The Simpsons are now officially the longest running scripted prime time series on television, and creator Matt Groening's life is hell no longer.
The Simpsons are named after Matt's family members, namely his father Homer, his mother Margaret (who was a Wiggum before she became a Groening), and sisters Lisa and Margaret (Maggie), but decided the character based on young Matt should be named Bart. Matt probably didn't want to be associated with Bart's bad deeds, especially if his family tuned in to the show!