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Birds have developed some fabulously showy ways to woo potential mates, making all the right noises, strutting around like the cock of the walk and flashing their brightly colored feathers to demonstrate they're the prime pick.

But, as this Strange Kingdom comic shows, a bird who can make his own fancy couture feather display which is radically different than the drab, outdated feathers their rival suitors are sporting will really knock the ladybirds dead!

-Via Geeks Are Sexy


Rooster Attacks, Kills And Eats Cobra

Chickens are constantly getting eaten by foxes, wolves, coyotes, cougars and other predators, but you don't hear about roosters getting eaten quite as often- because they can be scary tough.

Most predators are lazy and try to avoid harm when out hunting for their meals, and roosters will put up a fight with flailing claws and flashing beak capable of causing some serious damage, so predators tend to steer clear of roosters.

But what is a predator like the cobra to do when a rooster decides to beat them to the punch and gobble them up first?

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-Via Dangerous Minds


The Complete Spy Vs. Spy Cartoons From MADtv

Spy Vs. Spy turned Cold War espionage into a bloody laugh riot, with two shady fellows indistinguishable from one another doing whatever it takes to kill each other for the sake of their team.

The comic that appeared in MAD magazine was presented in black and white because MAD was printed in black and white, plus there's a black spy and a white spy so it just makes sense.

The MADtv cartoon was rendered in B&W to pay homage to the mag but also because war seems so black and white when you're invested in your home team's cause, making it easy for the spies to justify being bomb happy.

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Badass Animals Who Don't Care About Our Stupid Rules

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Animals don't have any use for our human rules, and unless obedience equals food they won't always heel and obey like a good pet- because their wild side tells them they can do whatever they want and they'll get away with it.

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It doesn't matter how long we spend training them, yelling at them or trying to convince them we're their masters, our pets are gonna do whatever the hell they wanna do whenever the hell they want to- and boy are they ever gonna rub it in.

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And when they finally decide to wholesale take our homes from us and turn us into their pets things are going to get really weird, as our new masters take to standing on tables and barking orders.

("I sent my dog outside as punishment for standing on the dining room table, this was his response"-Image Link)

See 10+ Badass Animals Who Don't Care About Your Stupid Rules here


Bits Of Wisdom From Canada's Greatest Philosopher

Due to social stigmas we don't expect to find wisdom coming out of the trailer park, and those who choose to live in the trailer parks of North America are often viewed with disdain by those who live in homes with foundations.

But one hero has risen to the top of the trailer park food chain and made a name for himself by saying subtly smart stuff, kicking the most ass and growing the best dope in Canada- Julian's best bud Ricky.

Rickyisms have made him more than just a dope peddling criminal who lives in his car, and once the internet allowed Ricky to share the smart stuff he says like a bird shares its droppings everyone wanted to get hit in the face by a fresh Rickyism.

See 16 Bits Of Wisdom From Canada's Greatest Philosopher here (NSFW language)


Otto The Skateboarding Stunt Dog Earns A World Record

There are so many skateboarding animals out there it's hard to stand out, and the animals who manage to draw the internet's attention quickly lose many of their followers when the new skater cat or dog comes along.

But nobody will ever forget Otto the skateboarding English Bulldog from Peru because he does all his own stunts, and Otto even set a Guinness world record for "longest human tunnel travelled through by a dog skateboarder" by rolling through 30 human arches.

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Here's the whole scene from a different camera angle, so you can appreciate just how far Otto had to roll to earn his Guinness world record.

-Via Distractify


Awesome Arcade-Style Sofas Inspired By Geek Culture

I used to dream about living in an arcade so I could play games day and night, dine on nachos and drink from my own soda fountain, and surround myself with the exciting sounds of the video arcade.

Now I'm ready to come full circle and give my home an arcade feel with these awesome pop culture themed ARCADE Sofas from French design studio Harow.

The arcade cabinet inspired elements of the design give the sofa an unique and totally retro look, while the velvet cushions and steel sleigh legs ensure it will fit in with any modern decor.

And they're lovingly hand made to order in Paris, France, so you can get one with your favorite artwork on the side, geeky or not. Personally I think this Coco Beach themed couch looks really swanky!

-Via GeekTyrant


A Refrigerator That Works By Stretching Rubber Bands

If you ever find yourself in a post-apocalyptic situation where you have no electricity with which to run your refrigerator then you're gonna be really glad you watched this video by Applied Science before it all fell apart.

In the video host Ben Krasnow discusses the fact that rubber bands feel strangely cold when they contract, then Ben shows us how he put this odd property to work making a rubber band powered mini-fridge.

Ben's creation is more of a proof of concept than a revolutionary new form of refrigerator technology, but it does seem to work so take notes that'll survive the fall!

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The Most Fascinating Things You Can Buy For Your Boobs

Most guys will never understand what it's like to have boobs, nor will we feel the joy and pain of buying stuff for our boobs, but I hear it's hard to find an affordable bra that fits right and looks good so I guess we dodged that bullet.

But bras and other undergarments aren't the only things you can buy for your boobs these days, you can pick up fun things like a breast support for side sleepers or a set of nipple enhancers so you always look "perky".

Now I can't imagine many people are going to be buying those two items but, strange as it may look, women who like to lay on their stomach find the breast comfort pillow to be a great purchase. Looks like it would make a great snack bowl holder too!

See The 11 Most Fascinating Things You Can Buy For Your Boobs here


Da Crew - Wrecking Stuff Since 1974


Da Crew by Tom McWeeney

There's one group of guys on Spidey's list who really get under his skin because they are so dumb they come back for more again and again- the Wrecking Crew. These four dumbbells of crime can't seem to take a hint, and no matter how many time Spidey piledrives Piledriver into the cement, no matter how many time he wraps Wrecker's crowbar around his neck like a pretzel they always ask for more. It's like they're gluttons for punishment! Maybe the four of them get paid by the pounding?

Show some love for Spidey's most destructive foes with this Da Crew t-shirt by Tom McWeeney, it's a great design that is sure to blow your fellow comic fans minds!

Visit Tom McWeeney's Facebook fan page, official website and Instagram, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more action packed designs:

Puny Tanks! Fight Like a Girl II Training Wheels Hair Day

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Supernatural Mystery Machine - Did Dean And Sam Finally Get Their Own Cartoon Show? NO


Supernatural Mystery Machine by HappyLlama

When the Winchesters found themselves inside a cartoon they didn't even trip out for more than a few seconds- because they loved cartoons, and they knew cartoon characters couldn't be killed. But when they discovered they were in a Scooby style cartoon they started to flip out, because Scoob was their all time favorite supernatural fighter, man! So what do you think they did when they discovered Scooby Doo himself in the back seat of their new cartoon car? They mistook him for a demon and shot him dead, rest in reace Rooby!

Toonify your demon hunting gear with this Supernatural Mystery Machine t-shirt by HappyLlama, it's sure to make your fellow fans smile wherever you go!

Visit HappyLlama's Facebook fan page, Twitter and official website, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more geek-tastic designs:

Walking Angel – White Graffiti Heroes Moonlight Kingdom

Let's Be Winchesters

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Rainbow Barn Owl - Wear The Wisdom


Rainbow Barn Owl by jac30lyn

Owls are such beautiful and interesting creatures, with a look in their eyes that shows they're always thinking and a courageous spirit that has been an inspiration to mankind since ancient times. Which is why we love to wear shirts and stuff with owls on them, so we can add a touch of their beauty to our own lives and bring their wisdom with us wherever we go.

People will definitely give a hoot when they see you wearing this Rainbow Barn Owl t-shirt by jac30lyn, and it's sure to make people stare and smile wherever you go!

Visit jac30lyn's Twitter, Instagram and Tumblr, then head over to her NeatoShop for more magical designs:

Rainbow Owl Pop Art Duke Squad Rainbow Owl Orange Jesus

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Tyrannosaurus Ricks - His Breath Is Worse Than His Bite


Tyrannosaurus Ricks by Boggs Nicolas

With all the Ricks out there it only makes sense that one of them would be a Tyrannosaurus Ricks, right? That's also gotta be one of the saddest versions of Rick too, because his tiny arms don't allow him to drink like all the other versions, and yet his body constantly craves alcohol. At least a pickle can be brined in booze, but a T-Ricks is just all bad attitude and zero booze, so you can't really reason with the guy. He won't even let Mortydactyl land anywhere near him, which is probably for the best considering T-Ricks wouldn't have a problem chomping down on a version of his own grandson...

Are you ready to Rick? Then you need a tee that will wow your fellow fans and make them want to be your forever friend like this Tyrannosaurus Ricks t-shirt by Boggs Nicolas, buy one and fix the timeline!

Visit Boggs Nicolas's Facebook fan page and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more super schwifty designs:

Eleven the Telekinetic Butts Jaws Ti-na Pirate Sushis

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Elliot And Mr. Robbes - Never Let The Imaginary Friend Take Your Skin For A Ride


Elliot and Mr. Robbes by djkopet 

Elliot was always thinking, which didn't make him very much fun to hang out with, and even though he was part of something huge he was ruining it for everyone by making it all too serious. What happened to all those fun group hacks they used to do? Now it seems Elliot is stuck in his own head talking to a figment of his imagination that hijacks his brain on occasion to commit cybercrimes. So how long will it be before Elliot officially surrenders control of his mind to the figment?

Add some delightfully dark comic color to your geeky wardrobe with this Elliot And Mr. Robbes t-shirt by djkopet, it's sure to spark conversations wherever you go!

Visit djkopet's Facebook fan page, official website and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more ridiculously cool designs:

The Mondrian Falcon City of the Foot Wicked Thicket Elite Fighter (variant)

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Forest Friends - The Fastest Way To A Critter's Heart Is Through Their Stomach

Forest Friends by Dooomcat 

Pooh and Piglet have always found it quite easy to make friends in the Hundred Acre Wood, but when they began exploring the neighboring forest they couldn't seem to get the denizens to come out and speak to them. So they went back to Winnie's house and grabbed an offering those hungry forest spirits would not be able to refuse- a pot of honey. Turns out honey really is loved by all, and as always a little sweetness goes a really long way with new friends, especially when they're as fluffy as a totoro!

Make new friends wherever you go by wearing this Forest Friends t-shirt by Dooomcat, it's so cute people will stop you everywhere you go to gush over how adorable all the characters look on this shirt!

Visit Dooomcat 's Facebook fan page and official website, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more warm and wonderful designs:

Strange BFFs Super Childish: Dark Variant FWIP! Story Time

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