The Chinese have now surpassed Americans and Germans as the world's top international spenders and are becoming one of the most significant global tourism markets. As the throngs of Chinese tourists venture out into the big wide world, the Chinese government has some words of advice for them, " Be polite!" 

Chinese Vice Premier Wang Yang has called on his nation's tourists to improve their behavior, stressing it was important to project a "good image of Chinese tourists," official state media outlet Xinhua reported. 

The Internet is saddened by this command. Scuffles between Chinese tourists and the locals of the country they are visiting make for wonderful content.

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Mummy Plush

Sometimes you just need a hug from your mummy. For those tough days there is the Mummy Plush from the NeatoShop. This cuddly monster movie plush is shaped like The Mummy. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Plush Toys. 

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Chipmunk and Acorn Salt & Pepper Shakers

Are you nuts about cute salt and pepper shakers shaped like small furry rodents? Well, you are going to really love the Chipmunk and Acorn Salt and Pepper Shaker from the NeatoShop. This sweet set features an adorable chipmunk holding an acorn. The shakers are held together by love and magnets. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Salt & Pepper Shakers.

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Teens can sleep through anything. Well, almost anything. While a sleepy Napa, California teen was reaching for her alarm clock she was bitten on the hand by a large boa constrictor. The really strange part, neither she, nor her family, own a boa constrictor.

The teen had crossed paths with a cold-blooded killer: a three-foot long boa constrictor. Somehow the reptile slithered into the Ojeda’s apartment on the 300 block of Collier Boulevard and made itself at home. It was a specimen so large, Ojeda said that Napa County Animal Control was shocked.

“When they saw it, they were like ‘Oh crap it’s big,’ so they went and got a cage for it,” Ojeda said.

Emelyn Ojeda did have to seek medical treatment for the bite, but the incident isn't causing her to lose any sleep. Apparently she is still sleeping just fine. 

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PLEASE Hand Lettered Sticky Notes

Are you looking for a magical notepad that helps you get everything you want? You need the PLEASE Hand Lettered Sticky Notes from the NeatoShop. This polite notepad is inscribed with the magic word right across on the top.

The PLEASE Hand Lettered Sticky Notes pad comes with 100 sheets for your writing pleasure.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Stationery.

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Don't Make Me Release The Flying Monkeys Bangle

Face it, some days you feel like a kind and gentle Dorothy and some days you feel like the mean wicked witch. Now you can have an accessory that quietly expresses the darker side of your split personality with the Don't Make Me Release the Flying Monkeys Bangle from the NeatoShop. This beautiful bracelet is hand carved, inked, and polished. It is inscribed with the text "Don't make me release the flying monkeys." The bangle comes with a handsome embroidered gift pouch. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Jewelry and fantastic Wizard Of Oz items. 

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Twilight Pendant

The Twilight Pendant from the NeatoShop is a striking necklace. This piece is handcrafted in England and features bats flying around a glistening full moon. Nine Swarovski crystal stars light their way. It makes a wonderful gift for any vampire bat fan.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more unusual Jewelry. 

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Mole Miner Key Ring (sold individually)

Do you have trouble finding that itty bitty key hole on your door? Enlist the help of the adorable Mole Miner Key Ring from the NeatoShop. This little mammal is used to finding his way around in the dark.

The Mole Miner Key Ring features a little mole dressed like a miner. When you press his tail hie miner's helmet light goes on. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Keychain and Key Covers. 

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Whales Socks

Are you looking for a fun way to celebrate your favorite marine mammal? You need the Whales Socks from the NeatoShop. This delightful pair of socks with whale motif will go swimmingly with any outfit. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Footwear. 

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Pixel-8 Necktie

Are you looking for a fashion accessory that supports your geeky lifestyle? you need the Pixel-8 Necktie from the NeatoShop. This fantastic costume necktie looks like it is made from pixels. This makes a winning fashion statement. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Neckties. 

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The Doctor, Amy Pond. and The Daleks Doctor Who Seatbelt Belt

Attention Doctor Who fans! Are you looking for an out world accessory worthy of adventurous Time Lord such as yourself? Behold The Doctor, Amy Pond, and The Daleks Doctor Who Seatbelt Belt from the NeatoShop. This fantastic belt is made of tough nylon webbing and features an authentic seatbelt clasp as the belt buckle. 

Be sure to check the NeatoShop for more great Apparel & Accessories. 

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Cat Sunglasses

Summer is almost here. Are you a cool cat in need of a new pair of shades? Feast your eyes on the Cat Sunglasses from the NeatoShop. This great pair of party glasses is really the cat's meow. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Eyewear. 

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You might know her as "Maude "or perhaps as your favorite Golden Girl, but I doubt most of you know Bea Arthur the muse. This cropped image above shows a portion of the 1991 painting by artist John Currin. The full picture depicts Bea Arthur topless. The painting is aptly called "Bea Arthur Naked."

No, Bea Arthur never actually sat for this portrait. Currin, who is known for his sexually provocative paintings, used his imagination. The painting sold at auction Wednesday for $1.9 million. 

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My husband and I often disagree on what shows to watch at night once the kids go to bed. I have a feeling, however, that's all about to change. Behold the clip for Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. This exciting continuation of the Avengers saga is coming to ABC this fall. I can't wait. The cast looks fantastic. 

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Gollum & Samwise Salt & Pepper Shakers

Are you on a quest to find for a truly precious salt and pepper shaker set for your kitchen table? Stop fretting! Come forth and witness the Gollum & Samwise Salt & Pepper Shaker set from the NeatoShop. This amazing glazed ceramic set features Gollum and Samwise from the Lord of the Rings. Magnets hold the two shakers together.   

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Salt & Pepper Shakers and fantastic Lord of the Rings items. 

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Dead Inside Banshee Bag

Are you looking for an accessory that will really touch your soul? Behold the Dead Inside Banshee Bag from the NeatoShop. This striking purse features a sugar skull / calavera design. A kiss lock metal closure and shoulder strap help make the bag both functional and beautiful. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Bags & Totes. 

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Happy Mother's Day to all the wonderful Mothers, Grandmothers, Aunts, and Mother Figures. May your Mother's Day be filled with love, laughter,

wonderful handmade cards,

and gifts.

May you also be lucky enough to have some sweet, sweet person clean all the goo off the inside of your minivan.   

A special thank you goes out to all the hardworking preschool and elementary school teachers who help make Mother's Day so special for us Moms. I applaud your creativity, patience, and follow-through. Without you my scrapbook would be empty. 

Zoe Zebra Picnic Lunch Box

Are you looking for a fun and functional lunch box for your favorite wild animal. Behold the Zoe Zebra Picnic Lunch Box from the NeatoShop. This great lunch unzips to become a place-mat. The lunch box is easy to use and easy to clean. It is insulated and can keep food cold for upwards of 7 hours. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Lunch Boxes. 

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As the Sun sets in New York City, a group of real life superheroes takes to the streets. These costumed crime fighters go by names of Dark Guardian, Spyder, Spector, and Snipe.  They patrol the gritty streets with hybrid skateboard / shields, in search of danger.

When they are out at night searching the subways and scaling walls, looking for trouble, the superheroes protect themselves with non-traditional body armor made from plastic and metal. 

The group is called New York Initiative and they take their commitment to doing good very seriously. 

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Measurement Conversion Spatula

Could you use a little help reading that critically acclaimed international cookbook? You need the handy dandy Measurement Conversion Spatula from the NeatoShop. This great little cooking tool features a silicone head that is printed with a measurement conversion chart. Now all those conversions will be right at your fingertips.  

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Cooking items. 

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Feed Me Duck Spoon

Are you looking for a way to make mealtime more fun for your picky eater? You need the Feed Me Duck Spoon from the NeatoShop. The spoon likes an adorable yellow ducky. This spoon is a real quack-up!

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Mealtime Fun. 

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Florida criminals beware. Alligators appear to be on the side of local law enforcement.

Twenty-year-old Bryan Zuniga fled during a routine traffic stop. While attempting to elude police he was attacked by an alligator. 

A few hours later, he was found at a local hospital and was being treated for puncture wounds to his face, arm, and armpit area, the sheriff's office said. He told authorities about the gator attack.

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If you give a kid your iPhone, she will ask you to use your camera. When you say okay, she will take dozens and dozens of pictures of other people's feet. Some will be her brother's feet.

Those feet will remind her of her feet and she will take dozens and dozens of pictures of her own feet.

Taking pictures of her own feet will remind her that she doesn't like wearing shoes and she will ask to take off her shoes. You will tell her no, but she will sit on the ground and take them off anyway. Your iPhone will be left laying in the dirt as you struggle to get the kids shoes back on.

Putting the shoes back on will remind the kid of feet and she will ask you to play with your iPhone.

Tighty Whities Socks

Don't get your panties in a bunch over plain boring socks. Get the exciting Tighty Whities Socks from the NeatoShop. This awesome pair of knee-high socks features an adorable and somewhat unmentionable pattern. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Footwear. 

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Camera Lens Mug

Are you hoping to capture the perfect gift for your favorite photography buff? Zoom in on the Camera Lens Mug from the NeatoShop. This great travel mug is shaped like a camera's telephoto lens. The mug features highly realistic details. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Glassware & Drinkware. 

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Transistor Radio Ted Baker Utility Bag

We interrupt the regularly scheduled program to bring you the Transistor Radio Ted Baker Utility Bag. Do not panic. You will not hear any actual noise from the bag itself. The bag is just designed to look like an old fashioned transistor radio. The bag does, however, have the ability to house all your important toiletries and gear. Please stay tuned for more fun and functional items from the NeatoShop. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Bags & Totes. 

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LED Tweezers

The LED Tweezers from the NeatoShop are a great way to shed a little light on your first aid or beauty dilemma. With the simple click of a button the attached LED light will allow you to pluck, grasp, pince, and tweeze under sub-optimal lighting conditions.     

The LED Tweezers are functional and stylish. They are available in the following striking colors: 

• Pink
• Blue
• Green
• Orange
• Purple
• and Yellow

Collect them all.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Personal Care items. 

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Pony Faces - My Little Pony Seatbelt Belt

What's the best way to hold up your pants? With friendship and magic of course.

Attention My Little Pony fans! Behold the adorable Pony Faces - My Little Pony Seatbelt Belt from the NeatoShop. This fantastic belt is made from seatbelt's tough nylon webbing. The belt features an authentic seatbelt clasp as a belt buckle.  

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Apparel & Accessories. 

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Rib Cage Knucks Bag

Are you looking for a purse that does more than protect your vital belongings? Behold the Rib Cage Knucks Bag from the NeatoShop. This purse is designed to support a unique sense of style and truly move you. It is a bag you will want to keep close to you heart. 

The Rib Cage Knucks Bag features a ribcage graphic on both sides. A steel knuckle handle with skull accents adorns the top. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Bags & Totes. 

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Body Arts Teddy Bear (sold separaretly)

I know what you are thinking? Do I feel cuddly?  Well, do ya punk?   

Each adorable Body Arts Teddy Bear from the NeatoShop is made of soft patchwork fabric and features various body modifications. Tattoos, body piercing, and mohawks! Oh, my!

The Body Arts Teddy Bears are available in Chocolate and Gray. Buy both and make your day. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Plush Toys. 

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