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As well, the wife's wise solution of sharing her personal problems on the Internet will provide her with the necessary tools to resolve their interpersonal relationship issues.
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i think it's disgraceful that they kill animals and make them extinct, i think laws should be toughened against these vile poachers and animal murderers, thankfully the island is in a secret location so these beautiful reptiles can breed in peace without the interference of man.
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18 tweets and 12K followers? I mean it's definitely funny and all, but how did it get discovered so fast?

edit-- okay. I see. It was started by someone who already had a substantial following.
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Am I alone in finding IKEA instructions comprehensive and easy to follow? They're clear, logical and effective. And slightly smug but hey, it's IKEA - SMUG is probably a cushion cover with a print of electric rats on it, or something.
Lego throw in extra parts from time to time, and no one ever complains about them.
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I find it interesting that the statistic "59% Server removing your plate or beverage before you finish" is listed twice. Once above the angry-looking server with two glasses on a tray, and again above the head of the woman in yellow, bending over and looking through a magnifying glass.
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damn it would have been a great video IF they hadn't filmed with that stupid 1/3 shot ... sorry but what a waste of a great experience... couldn't see anything 2/3 of the time.
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I had a friend who "worked" dice punishment into the game by placing his d20 in a bag full of crappy d6 and beating them mercilessly against the kitchen counter. The d20 never seemed to learn its lesson though, and now that I think about it maybe that guy just had some serious anger issues...
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The thing that struck me most was that while I might have a few quibbles here and there about details, none of the other countries seemed "wrong", whereas both of the U.S. options felt like uncanny valley to me. Ugly, unreal, and off-putting.
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... believing there were some parts of the pig they just throw away

There are no parts of pigs that get thrown away, I'm afraid. Except for the hoof and the squeal, they all go into making Spam!
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It would have been alright, John, if we Neatorama readers had gone on the rest of our lives believing there were some parts of the pig they just throw away.

How am I to go about delicately asking the waitperson if the dumpling has any asshole in it? As if the language barrier wasn't challenging enough. 'Can I get the dumplings asshole-free? I'm the designated driver. I'll be dealing with enough of those out on the road later in the evening.' If the customers gets food-poisoning, is the top suspect the box of pig rectums or the prep cook who didn't wash his/her hands?
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