Missing Someone [no. 1038 - @1Happytwit]...

~Illustrated by: Mark Winter~ Sometimes it's not about missing someone, it's about reloading and trying again.— ~•~ Sheila ~•~ (@1Happytwit) January 14, 2012...

https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/11/17/Missing-Someone-no-1038-1Happytwit/

Man's Best Friend [no. 1034 - @robdelaney]...

~Illustrated by: Mark Winter~When you go in the other room I ask your dog what you look like naked.— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 11, 2013...

https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/10/14/Mans-Best-Friend-no-1034-robdelaney/

Mattress Strap Uses [no. 987 - @GetCougarized]...

I just realized the straps on the side of the mattress are for moving the mattress, and not for what I've been using them for all this time.— Get Cougarized (@GetCougarized) March 25, 2012...

https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/05/21/mattress-cartoon/

How To Be Ruthless [no. 985 - @gmossii]...

I consider myself ruthless since there are no Ruths in my life.— SAL (@gmossii) December 27, 2012 ~Illustrated by: Grant Kolton~Get this on a T-shirt over at the Twaggies Shop: I Consider Myself Ruthless...

https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/05/19/ruthless-cartoon/

no. 966 - @thatlionkid...

Relationship status: binoculars— Ghandi's Dentist (@thatlionkid) March 8, 2013...

https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/03/26/binocular-cartoo/

no. 962 - @iGreenBabe...

When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.— GÑÑ”Ñ”Ð¸ Ð²Î±Ð²Ñ” (@iGreenBabe) July 19, 2012...

https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/03/26/nesting-doll-cartoon/

no. 947 - @aparnapkin...

Any pizza can be a personal one if you cry while you eat it.— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) January 19, 2012 This week's tweets are brought to you by ManageFlitter, an amazing tool to manage your Twitter a...

https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/03/17/pizza-cartoon-2/