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Bouncing Baby Goat

Miss Cellania — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 15:42:48 +0000

This is Quaver, a baby Pygmy goat, learning to jump and climb. Her mother is on the left. -via Nag on the Lake

An Adorable Little Assassin

Zeon Santos — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 06:18:10 +0000

This little Assassins Creed wannabe goes through the moves and shows you that she’s a force to be reckoned with, if only for the fact that her power of cuteness is irresistible.

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My Kid’s Personal ATM

Tiffany — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 21:57:20 +0000

My Kid’s Personal ATM – $9.95

This Mother’s Day show Mom how much you care by buying her a T-shirt from the NeatoShop. We know she will love the My Kid’s Personal ATM T-shirt. In fact, we think she will be so touched by your fabulous gift that she won’t think twice when you hit her up for a little cash to cover the bill.

Be sure to check out all the fantastic Mother’s Day gift ideas from the NeatoShop!

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Life Plans

Miss Cellania — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:00:59 +0000

Hop over to NeatoBambino to see an adorable five-year-old who know what she wants to do with her life, and what she doesn’t want to do. Link

Mom Pranks Kids Video Clips: The Mother’s Day Compilation

Alex — Fri, 07 May 2010 21:55:05 +0000

To, ahem, celebrate (that’s the word!) Mother’s Day, Urlesque has a compilation of videos of mothers pranking their children.

Why? Because there’s nothing that says "I Love You" like a fake chest knife wound and scary Halloween mask. Thanks for the psychologically scarring us for life, moms! Link

4-Year-Old Prodigy Plays the Accordion

Queuebot — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 19:33:47 +0000

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Hunter Hayes, born in 1991, is a singer-songwriter. He became a country music sensation at the tender age of three. He is also an accomplished diatonic accordion player, as well as a highly talented guitar player (from Wikipedia).

In this old 1995 video he plays "Jambalaya" with the famous country musician Hank Williams Jr.

A Book on Dating -Written by a 9-year-old!

Miss Cellania — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:22:27 +0000

Fourth grader Alec Greven wrote a pamphlet called “How to Talk to Girls” which became a best seller at his school book fair in Castle Rock, Colorado. The 46-page book has now been picked up by publisher Harper Collins. Some tidbits:

“It is easy to spot pretty girls because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewelry,” he writes in Chapter Three.

“Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil.”

He advises, “The best choice for most boys is a regular girl. Remember, some pretty girls are coldhearted when it comes to boys. Don’t let them get to you.”

He believes the best way to approach a girl is to keep it to a simple “hi.”

“If I say hi and you say hi back, we’re probably off to a good start,” he said.

As for his own love life, he said he is not dating anyone at the moment. “I’m a little too young,” he confessed.

Link to story. Link to Amazon order page. -via Unique Daily

(image credit: Liz Sullivan)