Neatorama » Gag http://www.neatorama.com The Neat Side of the Web Wed, 15 Feb 2012 00:13:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Sassy Beauty Pageant Sashes http://www.neatorama.com/2011/11/03/sassy-beauty-pageant-sashes/ http://www.neatorama.com/2011/11/03/sassy-beauty-pageant-sashes/#comments Thu, 03 Nov 2011 22:45:47 +0000 Tiffany http://www.neatorama.com/?p=55341

Sassy Beauty Pageant Sashes – $19.95

Are you a complicated individual who is made up of a variety of parts and ingredients? Neatorama encourages you to embrace your many-sided and haphazard ways with a Sassy Beauty Pageant Sash from the NeatoShop.  It is time for you to crown yourself queen and show the world you are beautiful and Miss Cellaneous.

Sassy Beauty Pageant Sashes are sold individually. These hilarious and beautiful satin sashes come in White (black letters), Black (white letters), and Red (black letters).  Find the sassy and funny saying the best fits your personality:

  • Miss Understood
  • Miss Quoted
  • Miss Fit
  • Miss Chievous
  • Miss Chief
  • Miss Cellaneous (shown)
  • Miss Calculated
  • Miss Believes
  • Miss Behaves
  • Miss Appropriated

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Gag Gifts & Pranks.

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Toilet Monster – $16.95

Are you a prankster who loves potty humor?  You need the Toilet Monster from the NeatoShop. Simply attach this hilarious green monster to the toilet and wait for someone you know to lift the lid.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more hilarious Gag Gifts & Pranks.

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]]> http://www.neatorama.com/2011/09/13/toilet-monster/feed/ 0 The Inside Scoop on the Fake Barf Industry http://www.neatorama.com/2011/08/24/the-inside-scoop-on-the-fake-barf-industry/ http://www.neatorama.com/2011/08/24/the-inside-scoop-on-the-fake-barf-industry/#comments Wed, 24 Aug 2011 16:02:58 +0000 Miss Cellania http://www.neatorama.com/?p=51901 In case you’ve ever wondered who decided the world needed fake vomit, the story can now be told, courtesy of novelty historians Stan and Mardi Timm. Professional prankster Irving Fishlove began manufacturing plastic puke in 1959. There are two plausible stories about who invented the stuff, but Fishlove bought the idea and went on to perfect it.

Not only did Irving Fishlove buy the idea to mass-produce and sell, he also took matters into his own hands. His son, Howard Fishlove, told the Timms about coming home as a schoolkid to find his kitchen counter covered in various types of fake barf. Turns out, Dad was so excited about this upchuck gag, he was experimenting with his own formulas of brown or yellow latex mixed with chunky bits of colored foam. “He told us it was the most disgusting thing he had ever seen,” says Mardi Timm.

The formula they settled on has been a closely-guarded secret ever since. Read all about the history of “Whoops,” the original latex barf at Collector’s Weekly. Link -Thanks, Ben!

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It’s more like Frozen Dentures.

This novelty ice cube tray is made from soft food-safe synthetic rubber that will allow you to freeze up a batch of Frozen Smiles and drop them into any glass as a gag.

Source: Worldwidefred

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