Eric Cartman Quotes Wrongly Attributed To Well Known People
Eric Cartman is by far the most controversial character on South Park, and over the years that Cheesy Poof lovin' sociopath has committed virtually every crime in the book.
So to continue his legacy of liberally spreading sin around Imgur user xiucutil decided to take the wise words of Eric Cartman and wrongly attribute them to various famous folks.
The quotes are more honest than these well known people have ever been in their entire life, and so spot on you'll start to wonder whether Cartman is actually channeling these celebs when he speaks.
They also show us how much certain famous folks have in common with Eric Cartman, proving great minds tend to think alike.
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Maybe a Blackberry with a switchblade or taser built in.
Is there anything the man cannot do?
And it does look like a Denzel/Arnold Governator love child.
OMG, your right, it's not Obama. This figure is wearing a flag lapel pin, Obama doesn't wear those!
I think this action figure is pure awesome, I love the light sabre fight image against Darth Vader.
A sprig of arugula maybe
Disappointed.
Seriously, I can't imagine what it would be like if the US was anything like Austraila.
http://www.financialjesus.com/2008/05/27/top-10-happiest-countries/
That's quite impressive. Australia beat out the US on that Happiest Countries poll by a staggering 3/10ths of a percent. Maybe the US would be a much happier place if everyone had an Obama Action Figure.
/sarcasm
Your probably right, I mean it works for crying & complaining children screaming at the top of their lungs at their mother in a Walmart. Will one work for you honey?
Sorry if it was too subtle.