Caption Contest

By John Farrier in Contests on Aug 3, 2010 at 10:34 am


Welcome to this week’s caption contest. The winner, who will be announced on Friday, will get a free t-shirt from the NeatoShop!

So look around the NeatoShop and type in your choice of t-shirt with your caption. Submit only one caption per comment, but you can leave as many comments as you like. Please make sure that you provide a t-shirt selection or your caption will not be considered.

Image credit: unknown, courtesy of JohnnyCat.

WINNER — VonSkippy:

Investigating numerous complaints of extra loud sonic screw driver usage (which as you know is expressly forbidden in the lease you signed).

Congratulations, VonSkippy! You win an I Heart Math shirt from the NeatoShop!


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  1. Nate
    Aug 3rd, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    “I’m ok with you exterminating, but who is going to fix my A/C?”

    Friend/Enemy Ambigram: L

  2. Tyson
    Aug 3rd, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    Other message unfinished due to sudden (and ironic) extermination.

    [Arrgine, M/Grey]

  3. David Robinson
    Aug 3rd, 2010 at 6:42 pm

    You were upstairs.

    (I For One Welcome Our Overlords… Large please)

  4. Elnots
    Aug 3rd, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    ‘Don’t worry, they’ll be back.’

    -BUSTED Large

  5. Abhishek Duggal
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 12:29 am

    Inception was on.

    XL – My Vuvuzela Is Bigger Than Yours

  6. Vonskippy
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 3:06 am

    Investigating numerous complaints of extra loud sonic screw driver usage (which as you know is expressly forbidden in the lease you signed).

    I Heart Math (XL – Ash Grey)

  7. Caroline
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 5:04 am

    Never before have I been happy that I was at the dentist.

    Remember: Pillage, Then Burn (xl)

  8. GeekMan
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 5:17 am

    They don’t deal with telecomm, that’s handled by the Cybermen.

    Mmm… Pi (L – Ash Grey)

  9. SenorMysterioso
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 6:42 am

    Foiled again by lack of wheel chair ramps.

  10. Jon
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 7:18 am

    Your vermin hold a PhD, and they’re very persuasive

    amp-bear-sand, med ash grey

  11. RabaDat
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 7:22 am

    I’ve come to fix zee cable

    Lesser of Two Weevils (xxl)

  12. RabaDat
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 7:33 am

    This is not war! This is pest control!

    Lawn Gegnome Project (xxl)

  13. Dan
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 7:40 am

    “Complaint limit strictly enforced.” Mosaic Yin and Yang, Black L

  14. Dan
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 7:44 am

    FYI – Real website and phone number at the bottom.

  15. ECA
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 8:25 am

    do these suits make us look large??

    Anything large.

  16. Rob
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 11:56 am

    Under the new health reforms, Daleks cannot exterminate without a Dr.s referral…

    (D.A.D.D. – XL)

  17. Tammy
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    Oh, snap. I was hoping they’d plunge the backed up commode, too.

    ‘Talk Nerdy to Me’ ~large

  18. surfchef
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 12:06 pm

    How many times have I told them to exterminate the roaches not the doctor.

    Type Bike-navy-xl

  19. saint_toad
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    “I knew the flat smelled of bonded polycarbide armour!”

    Abducted by aliens
    L
    Navy

  20. Daz
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    I, for one, welcome our Alien Landlords

  21. bsfema
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    Due to a severe ‘Oncoming Storm’ warning.

    Wizard of Oz, The Short Version (2XL, Dark Grey)

  22. Kryptonian
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    “De-verminate! DE-VERMINAAAAATE!!!”

    (Busted, M, serene green)

  23. AJRussell
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    We could not complete work requested because: YOU. WERE. UPSTAIRS.

    (Maturity is Overrated, 2XL)

  24. Stephanie B
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    “Look at these insects, these ants and fruit flies and cockroaches. Consider their potential! From the day they arrive on the planet, blinking, step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than— no, hold on. Sorry, that’s The Lion King. But the point still stands: Leave them alone!”

    (Witchy, 2XL)

  25. Katie
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    “take me to your toilet”

    (the daleks have toilet plunges to rid those nasty blockages)

  26. doctoberti
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    There was no environmental assessment.

  27. vanhaast
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    Inspired by the success of their distant cousins the Roombas, the Daleks decided to branch out into the pest control business. Being galactic supervillians doesn’t pay the bills you know.

    (polar bears, M, royal blue)

  28. Gell-man
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 11:45 pm

    …forgot the lube.

    I Heart Science (2XL)

  29. kelly6029
    Aug 4th, 2010 at 11:47 pm

    I appreciate the full pest control service you offered, while I was home, “We had too many people who working to save the world…”

    With warmest regards,
    Tony Hayward
    CEO, BP

    (How can I miss you, L-M pink please

  30. OKP
    Aug 5th, 2010 at 2:53 am

    Bestseller from the NeatoShop!

  31. Mike
    Aug 5th, 2010 at 3:52 am

    Samurai-Bot asks only for a hug.

    (College, large)

  32. educational-scholarships.realna.net
    Aug 5th, 2010 at 4:56 am

    Student Paper Competition in Climate change for International Students, Germany…

    I found your entry interesting thus I’ve added a Trackback to it on my weblog :)

  33. xadrian
    Aug 5th, 2010 at 6:05 pm

    Huh, they stopped their Annihilate and Destroy services.

    Neatorama LOLcat XL

  34. Katie
    Aug 5th, 2010 at 8:34 pm

    Okay I amend mine!

    “We are here to exterminate the blockages” ? maybe?

    “We were unable to exterminate the the blockage because the doctor got in the way.”


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