Caption Contest

Welcome to this week's caption contest. The winner, who will be announced on Friday, will get a free t-shirt from the NeatoShop!

So look around the NeatoShop and type in your choice of t-shirt with your caption. Submit only one caption per comment, but you can leave as many comments as you like. Please make sure that you provide a t-shirt selection or your caption will not be considered.

Image credit: unknown, courtesy of JohnnyCat.

WINNER -- VonSkippy:

Investigating numerous complaints of extra loud sonic screw driver usage (which as you know is expressly forbidden in the lease you signed).

Congratulations, VonSkippy! You win an I Heart Math shirt from the NeatoShop!

"I'm ok with you exterminating, but who is going to fix my A/C?"

Friend/Enemy Ambigram: L

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Other message unfinished due to sudden (and ironic) extermination.

[Arrgine, M/Grey]

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You were upstairs.

(I For One Welcome Our Overlords... Large please)

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'Don't worry, they'll be back.'

-BUSTED Large

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Inception was on.

XL - My Vuvuzela Is Bigger Than Yours

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Investigating numerous complaints of extra loud sonic screw driver usage (which as you know is expressly forbidden in the lease you signed).

I Heart Math (XL - Ash Grey)

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They don't deal with telecomm, that's handled by the Cybermen.

Mmm... Pi (L - Ash Grey)

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Foiled again by lack of wheel chair ramps.

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Your vermin hold a PhD, and they're very persuasive

amp-bear-sand, med ash grey

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This is not war! This is pest control!

Lawn Gegnome Project (xxl)

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"Complaint limit strictly enforced." Mosaic Yin and Yang, Black L

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FYI - Real website and phone number at the bottom.

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do these suits make us look large??

Anything large.

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Under the new health reforms, Daleks cannot exterminate without a Dr.s referral...

(D.A.D.D. - XL)

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Oh, snap. I was hoping they'd plunge the backed up commode, too.

'Talk Nerdy to Me' ~large

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How many times have I told them to exterminate the roaches not the doctor.

Type Bike-navy-xl

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"I knew the flat smelled of bonded polycarbide armour!"

Abducted by aliens
L
Navy

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I, for one, welcome our Alien Landlords

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Due to a severe 'Oncoming Storm' warning.

Wizard of Oz, The Short Version (2XL, Dark Grey)

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"De-verminate! DE-VERMINAAAAATE!!!"

(Busted, M, serene green)

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We could not complete work requested because: YOU. WERE. UPSTAIRS.

(Maturity is Overrated, 2XL)

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"Look at these insects, these ants and fruit flies and cockroaches. Consider their potential! From the day they arrive on the planet, blinking, step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than— no, hold on. Sorry, that's The Lion King. But the point still stands: Leave them alone!"

(Witchy, 2XL)

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"take me to your toilet"

(the daleks have toilet plunges to rid those nasty blockages)

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There was no environmental assessment.

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Inspired by the success of their distant cousins the Roombas, the Daleks decided to branch out into the pest control business. Being galactic supervillians doesn't pay the bills you know.

(polar bears, M, royal blue)

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...forgot the lube.

I Heart Science (2XL)

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I appreciate the full pest control service you offered, while I was home, "We had too many people who working to save the world..."

With warmest regards,
Tony Hayward
CEO, BP

(How can I miss you, L-M pink please

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Bestseller from the NeatoShop!

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Samurai-Bot asks only for a hug.

(College, large)

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Huh, they stopped their Annihilate and Destroy services.

Neatorama LOLcat XL

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