Caption Contest

Where no man has gone before (well, except if you count the brother)

She’s just your sister? Well why didn’t you say so!

“Aren’t you a little too sexy for a stormtrooper?”

You alien chicks are always down. Wanna pet my tribble?

I want the Glow in the Dark Skeleton shirt please.

Eww. Have you been smoking dylithium crystals again?

“Ooh James….”

I…. love you princess…. I… always have.. and… always will..

Set phasers to stunning, and torpedo’s to maximum yield.. Mr Scotty, beam us up..

“Not going to cast me into the new Star Trek huh? Take that Abrams!”

“The… only way… to survive against the Klingons… is to lock lips…”

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O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!
It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night
Like a rich jewel in a Romulan’s ear;
Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear!
So shows a snowy dove trooping with crows,
As yonder lady o’er her fellows shows.
The measure done, I’ll watch her place of stand,
And, touching hers, make blessed my rude hand.
Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight!
For I ne’er saw true beauty till this night.

“I’m boldly going to a galaxy far, far away…wanna come along for the ride?”

If I win, can I have a lady fit small Last Cookie tshirt please?

Quiet Leia, you’ll wake up Spock!

[Add techno beat to the following and repeat until bored]

Captain Kirk is kissing the princess. Why is he kissing the princess? To hug the princess. To envelop that princess. That princess. That princess. Why does he kiss the princess? Because he’s in love.

(If you’re confused: http://www.neatorama.com/2010/05/27/captain-kirk-is-climbing-the-mount ain/ )

Star crossed lovers.

You mean nobody has yet come up with:

“I got a REALLY bad feeling about this”

Or…

“I love you.” “You’re on the wrong set.” “I know.”

Or…

“Cap’n, I dunna know how long it’s gonna hold!”

Captain’s log, Star date: Princess Leia

I’m…actually GLAD Spock’s calculations were off this time…but now I’ve gotta get back and try to find those whales.

Dark side/cookies

“who you calling a tribble herder?”

“You’re not green but… you DO have double the buns”.

XL Glow-in-the-Dark Skeleton- any shirt is better if it glows.

These aren’t the lips you’re looking for!

M “Arch Enemy”

“Is that a phaser in your pocket…ooo no, it isn’t!”

Docking complete, captain. Prepare to board.

scotty, beam me and i’ll kill u.

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See Shatner in ACTION as…The Negotiator. Nobody messes with the Big Deal, in my pants. Priceline.com

It’s ok James, you’re not my brother. Possibly my great-great-great grandfather, but definitely not my brother.

Come to the dark side, men’s large

Yes that is a tribble in my pocket and I am happy to see you, also…Incest is best, put your Jedi to the test.

One nerf herder kisses much like another…

Uranus is a gas giant (L)

Inter-Galactic Erotica…

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“Thank the Force I’m not wearing a red shirt!”

I Used to Jog 5 Miles a Day Then I Found a Short Cut
in Large, of course.

SHE: But I still don’t understand why Captain Archer used this ‘Project Quantum Leap’ to send you to a point in time where you could stop me from doing something horribly, terribly, disastrously wro–mmmmmrphhhh!

HE [Thinking]: Oh, boy.

Porn Farr

Every adopted geek’s conception fantasy.

Kahhhhnnnnnnnnn

my brother kisses better than you.

why do i taste wookie?

“James before you go, I must know where LeBron will play…”

This controversial photo is thought to be the root cause of the Great Nerd War of Boise, which lasted 2 days, left 5 geeks dead, 7 others with permanent “atomic wedgies” and made a shambles of the Manga section of the local Boarders Books.

Come to the Dark Side (we have cookies) Shirt… black, medium.

After having Han Solo “Force” himself upon her, Princess Leia Organa of Alderan, twin sister of the Jedi known as Luke Skywalker, daughter of the Jedi formerly known as Anakin Skywalker who is now known as the Sith Darth Vader, realized that Han Solo was neither a Jedi or Sith after discovering that the lightsaber she thought he was carrying was not actually a lightsaber at the time.

I only love men who shoot first

Only God himself could have created the symmetry of our side burns.

HEY! You’re not my brother?!?!