
American stands at two hundred and fifty years since its independence. There are those who say that our best days are behind us; that we cannot accomplish great things anymore. Where is the next moon landing, atomic bombing, or squatty potty?
Dennis Lee, a patriot and writer for The Takeout, reassures us of our innately Promethean spirit. He tested the lore that one can produce blue hot dogs by boiling them in blue-colored (and presumably Smurf-flavored) Gatorade. Some experimentation was necessary, as hot dogs float and thus must be continuously rotated during boiling to produce a smooth coloration.
But the discovery works.






