Keep Your Soul Warm With The Mercury Retrograde Body Mitten

When sitting at home alone isn’t enough, and you need an even deeper sense of isolation yet don’t want to sacrifice comfort for loneliness, then you need the Mercury Retrograde Body Mitten.

It’s the warm and wooly full body covering sweater that will swallow you up in knit comfort, separating you from the world of the cold and uncozy.

The Mercury Retrograde Body Mitten was made to “contain and counteract the powerful negative mental and energetic effects of Mercury retrograde”, according to writer/astrologer Alan Annand, who goes on to state that each garment is “hand-knitted by celibate Virgos using hypo-allergenic squirrel wool inter-woven with strands of unicorn hair that were marinated in lavender oil infused with emerald powder.”

The Mercury Retrograde Body Mitten, it’s not just a sweater- it’s a lifestyle.


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