A guy forgot two pizzas in the oven and didn't open the appliance again for two weeks. What resulted might supply penicillin for an entire small country. I can't help but believe alcohol or marijuana may have been involved. The questions raised:
1. Who puts two pizzas in an oven at once?
2. Why didn't he remove the pizzas from the oven when he turned the oven off? Lack of potholders?
3. Why does one even have an oven if you aren't going to use it any more often than once in two weeks?