Teddy Roosevelt vs. Bigfoot

Looks to me like he killing Chewbacca and torching Kashyyyk (is that Lumpy burning to death in the background?)

Sorry not an M-16. Its closer to a M-60. The M60 is a belt-fed machine gun that fires the 7.62 mm NATO cartridge commonly used in larger rifles. It is generally used as crew-served weapon and operated by a team of two or three men. The team consists of the gunner, the assistant gunner (AG in military slang), and the ammunition bearer. The gun's weight and the amount of ammunition it consumes when fired make it difficult for a single soldier to carry and operate. BUT _TEDDY_ AINT NO WIMP. :)

teddy was too good of a hunter to use an automatic weapon and too much of a nature lover to let the trees burn down. This is wrong, WRONG I TELL YOU!!

Teddy was such a piece of crap. Read the book "Imperial Cruise" even if you think the author overstates his case, the undeniable fact is that Roosevelt was a genocidal racist maniac.

Why doesn't this artist glorify a non-megalomaniacal president like Washington, Jefferson, or Harding?

I think Bigfoot has a chance. Most of Teddy's shots are missing.

The gun is a Browning Automatic Rifle, designed for WW1, Teddy could have fired it before his death in 1919.

I'd like to see a painting of William Henry Harrison's triumphant presidency...

No, the gun's a M60 pig, carried one long enough to recognize it. Teddy would have settled bigfoot's hash with bare knuckles. Genocidical Racism besides, he started the US Park service and so is the greatest US President ever.

"Teddy Says Kill Teddy Bears Before They Kill You"

(He also says he can't wait to get his hands on a 50mm rifle so that he can kill two with a single bullet.)