It’s called the “Better Marriage Blanket” and is supposed to absorb noxious bodily odors. The advertisement claims that the carbon fabric lining of this blanket keeps flatulence beneath the covers. It also suggests that the blanket would make a great wedding or anniversary gift.
Link via Geekologie
MJ Druitt
Do they make these in Congressman and Senator sizes? Ya know, for all the gas these clowns produce?
A_nonymous
That’s awesome. I work for a call center that handles calls for products on TV and I’m keeping my fingers crossed for them to get the fart blanket account.
slander
@A_nonymous: But this means that your company’s going to have to drop its Dutch Oven Corporation account…
helimx
so rather than letting the stench out it just holds it in????
so you spend all night rippin ass, and when you go to get out of bed in the morning, WHAAAAM, 50 farts all in ur face????
hedwig
oh help
How many times can you wash it? Or can you?? Maybe you just have to air it out… or what?
totally dying laughing here…
And the comments are good, too!
namakemono247
As someone who sleeps with my blanket wrapped in an airtight cocoon around me, I see this blanket having real value. For all y’all without fetal abandonment issues who sleep in the loose, unsealed envelope formation that’s considered “normal,” this product will probably be slightly less useful.
felixthecat
The Japanese have already invented carbonized underwear. It doesn’t hide sounds, only the stench.
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