Today is a sad day for enterprising cooks, for the greatest possible food has now been invented. What could possibly surpass this invention by Smoking Meat Forums user Fire it up?
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McJohn
He forgot to bread and deep-fry it. That will be Perfect Food 2.0, no doubt.
Morz
It’s stuff like this that makes me wonder why Americans are so snooty about bagging British food
Joojoobee
This is gross. You’d never find anything like this in an asian country. *pukes*
MosselKots
Oh and I agree with Crispin.
The anything bacon and sillymeat
is getting OLD.
Disrespectfull to food even.
(But thats -the majority of- USA for you… watch the “food inc” documentary before you reply to disagree…)
natasha10005
It reminds me of the Taco Town skit from Saturday Night Live.
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/taco-town/229053/
Brett
yeah…American cuisine…Boo Hiss…lets eat insects, dogs and rats instead.
Justin
That’s gross!
It’s kind of sad that many people only think of American food as: McDonald, KFC, Wendys, Taco Bell. This is honestly just the lowest rung of food (quality and taste wise) that Americans eat.
I also think the problem is that the foods we eat is so varied and dependent on regions and culture that it becomes difficult to say what is “American Food”. Someone from Baltimore might point out crab cakes, In New Orleans it might be Crawfish, and in Charleston they might say Barbecue Ribs.
Humos
Can you stop playing with food, folks ?
Justin> All this chain store convenience crap are American, and now international, you have to admit it.
I perfectly agree that real American cuisine is rich, varied and can be delicious (and I am French). But this fast food turd is prospering because of the sheer laziness of the American people (and now, everybody in the world, McDonald’s is very successful in France, we even have KFC, now)
B.M.
“yeah…American cuisine…Boo Hiss…lets eat insects, dogs and rats instead.”
I’ve got news for you: You are eating insects, dogs and rats anytime you eat American cuisine. (and a lot of other disgusting stuff) Assuming of course that you eat the average American diet. That’s why we are so healthy. You are what you eat, or at least, you are what you don’t shit.
Brett
B.M.
What is the news you have for me? I may be eating insect parts that have gotten mixed in foods I eat, but not whole plates of insect larva or the like which they do in other countries. I realize over 60% of the worlds population eats insects and all that. Grasshoppers eat grass. Lobsters eat whatever rancid garbage they find on the ocean floor. Given a choice I’d still rather eat the lobster. I am not eating dogs or rats anytime I eat American food.
Gauldar
Yeah, eating insects is a heck of a lot more healthier then eating this artery clogging culinary combomination. If a cockroach has fallen in your food, you should thank them for the high protein and low fat addition to your meal.
@B.M.
Who is “we”?
jenjen
This is why we don’t really need health reform – we’ll all be dead soon.
Evilbeagle
I think people actually know better, but just like to bash Americans at every turn, Justin. Those are people best ignored so that they can be ignorant on their own. Then there are the health police, who assume that just because someone would eat something like this, that they do it everyday and can’t walk on their own. They’re even worse.
That said, I would try some of this…in a small amount. While I have been over this stupid internet bacon obssession, that hardly means that I don’t like the stuff.
buddhaflow
@BM: No, you’re just eating diseased cows that sometimes have to be dragged to the slaughterhouse because they’re too sick to walk.
Seriously, considering the massive public health disaster that is crippling America (17% of GDP spent on “health” care – are you serious? There are several reasons for this, but awful nutrition is one) we should really view this mindset as the profoundly self-destructive one that it is.
I know it drop nannyist beliefs in the garbage sometimes, but we should really view this sort of mindset and board very similar to a bunch of junkies having a heroin shooting contest.
munson molin
My girlfriend works at Taco Bell, I’m totally having her bring me one home so I can make one.
travelist
NEATORAMA looking treat/snack.
can’t wait to make one.
instructions would be nice.
where power tools involved
PLA
Why don’t you just get the paddles and start cardioversion on that thing right now. That’s a rolled up heart-attack.
B.M.
“I am not eating dogs or rats anytime I eat American food.”
Prove it.
Gauldar
“I’ve got news for you: You are eating insects, dogs and rats anytime you eat American cuisine. (and a lot of other disgusting stuff) Assuming of course that you eat the average American diet. That’s why we are so healthy. You are what you eat, or at least, you are what you don’t shit.”
@B.M.
I ask again, who is “we”?
Mike Stanaland
I would like to order 2 of them, and a Rolling Rock. I’ll drink the beer while I watch my mother- in law woof down the sandwiches, keel over, and “poof”, here comes my inheritance.
teafordinner
I feel as though I must introduce Neato readers to the Brat-Saus-Ner.
http://martinibomb.wordpress.com/2009/05/25/making-of-the-brat-saus-ne r/
It is a hot dog inside a sausage inside a bratwurst held together with bacon and deep fried. It also has cream cheese as a caulking agent. what a way to die, no?
Anonymoose
What’s sad is that the creators actually had a GOOD idea at first. Look at the first entry in the whole thing. It’s sausage with marinated mozzarella and garlic. It’s like cheddar wurst, only better. Even stuffing some bacon in the middle sounds halfway decent. Would be nice in moderation for breakfast. But seriously? This is disgusting. They even said it was bad in the original posting.
zach
Thin the sausage a bit, add more bacon. Go lighter on the tortilla, add more cheese. Maybe make sure the sausage has some good range of spices? Otherwise too much sausage, definitely. Possibly a light breading. Is this thing baked? Need a way to evenly cook it and still have the bacon crispy. Also, if you slice this thin enough, just have maybe one or two slices, it won’t actually be that bad. Kind of a shame, seems like a waste of bacon though, adding a burrito? If you replaced the burrito with just cheese, cheese-stuffed spicy sausage wrapped in bacon? Sounds pretty alright.
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