Dragging a Coke Machine Down the Road

People like that who nave no other regards for other’s property should not only pay to repay the destroyed equipment, but also pay to offset the time of the person they stole from and loss of income they caused.

People do have to pay for stuff like that, Zavatone. It’s restitution, and it’s often added to the sentence along with jail time and court costs.

I’m just wondering how the thief got the idea that this little caper could pay off. What a dumbass.

I’m not seeing the need for a drawn gun, though. “Yes , your honor, I shot him because his Coke machine made a threatening gesture, while lying on the ground.”