Apology Form for Drunkeness

Posted by Miss Cellania in Everything Else on October 16, 2009 at 12:17 pm


Letters of Note has a form letter from the 9th century found in western China produced by the Dunhuang Bureau of Etiquette. They had insisted officials issue letters of apology to dinner hosts after any embarrassing drunken escapades. The offender was supposed to recopy the characters in their own hand while inserting the recipient’s name. The translation:

Yesterday, having drunk too much, I was intoxicated as to pass all bounds; but none of the rude and coarse language I used was uttered in a conscious state. The next morning, after hearing others speak on the subject, I realised what had happened, whereupon I was overwhelmed with confusion and ready to sink into the earth with shame.

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8 comments to "Apology Form for Drunkeness"

  1. Kalel
    October 16th, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    ??????????????????????

  2. Kalel
    October 16th, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    Oh, oops. No kanji on Neatorama, OK.

  3. Kalel
    October 16th, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    "Forgive me for vomiting on your shoes."

  4. mascarpone
    October 16th, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    i sheeeeet, I need a copy of this letter!

  5. mascarpone
    October 16th, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    o sheeeeet, I need a copy of this letter!

  6. dutchboy
    October 16th, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    I'm going to use this next time.

  7. Johnny Cat
    October 17th, 2009 at 12:11 am

    the letter from General Marshall. The Things I Saw Beggar Description.

    It's such a captivating, important, seminal letter of note, and should be disseminated for its uniqueness, and its beautiful prose.

    What happened there?

  8. Foreigner1
    October 19th, 2009 at 12:54 am

    Ooooh da timezzzz theyy are achannnnngingggg....!

    ...Sang a certain singer....

    9th century....?
    From the then 'Dunhuang Bureau of Etiquette'...?

    ....NOT.... I'd say.

    :lol:


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