What's a good word for being drunk? According to an article in The Guardian, this type of word is a drunkonym. A healthy, robust language has many of them to refer to particular types, styles, and means of being intoxica...

Two great champions, Vodkaman and Drunkenstein, face off in a battle for glory and honor. Both are masters of their martial art systems. Having already defeated mere amateurs, including Chun-Li and Blanka, they now must...

Tyranny, I tell you! A man in Columbia, Tennessee called 911 with a genuine beermergency. But police, rather than helping him, threw him in jail!“Hey, you want to take me to the store?” the man asked the disp...

Perhaps after spending too much time at the nineteenth hole, a woman in Northbridge, Massachusetts drove her car into a sand trap on a golf course. She was unable to extricate herself without going well over par. This wa...

Because I could not stop for beer, it kindly stopped for me. Jessie Gaynor of The Paris Review imagined intoxicated text messages from famous authors including Emily Dickinson, Gertrude Stein, Dan Brown and others....

It may surprise you, but most Neatorama blogging is done while the authors are stone cold sober. Would our content selection and writing improve if we took a few shots of whiskey first? That would be in keeping with Earn...

A new report in the Journal of Ornithology reports that cedar waxwings are flying drunkenly to their deaths at an alarming rate due to their habit of gorging on berries. Here's more on this drunken mayhem: Cedar waxw...

Surprisingly, alcohol was involved: After the three intoxicated twenty year olds went to a car wash with a shopping buggy about midnight last night, Abbotsford police posted a tweet warning that pressure washing yours...

(Video Link) Have you ever been offered a lot to drink and afterward found yourself contending with Pharaoh? If you know what I mean. No, you don't? Well, that was one of Benjamin Franklin's 220 euphemisms for...

How are you feeling this morning? Oh, yes, you were the life of the party. We shot a video and have already uploaded it onto YouTube. Hopefully it'll go viral. In the meantime, get your head together by trying one of the...