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Underpants Made from Beef Jerky

By John Farrier in Fashion, Food & Drinks on May 21, 2009 at 12:51 pm


I hesitate to mention this lest it inspire another one of Alex’s dress code edicts here at Neatorama’s corporate offices. But: Brief Jerky — underpants made from beef jerky. Wearing them, the seller says “will release their natural pheremones once your body heat and moisture kicks in!” I guess my co-workers will find out if soon enough if this is true.

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  1. Gauldar
    May 21st, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    I got you some underpants... but I eated it. :(

  2. Kalel
    May 21st, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    Just so you know when to stop chewing.

  3. Miss Curly
    May 21st, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    This is so wrong.

  4. Byrd Brain
    May 21st, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    I don't even know where to begin!

  5. Gauldar
    May 21st, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    @Byrd Brain

    Start with the crotch and work up!

  6. Jill
    May 21st, 2009 at 9:57 pm

    Anyone remember the movie "Silence of the Lambs"?

  7. Gauldar
    May 21st, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    @Jill

    I puts the jerky on the skin?

  8. Flux
    May 22nd, 2009 at 12:15 am

    Those glue-on plastic rinestones and eyelet holes don't look edible. These panties are not 100% beef!

  9. houndogg
    May 22nd, 2009 at 6:25 am

    i just love a girl wearing meat!

  10. violet
    May 22nd, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    Not to be worn with wolf shirt.

  11. Alex
    May 23rd, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    I smell the next Mystery Sale item!

  12. Michal-Lynn
    May 23rd, 2009 at 9:35 pm

    Yeah, that's what I want. For my crotch to smell like hot meat.

  13. mandie
    May 26th, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    So is this the next challenge for Project Runway?

  14. Teresa
    Jul 20th, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    "moisture" I almost lost it. Funny as a novelty...Disgusting as a reality.

  15. SteveG
    Jul 20th, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    I'll make a wallet out of 'um!

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