Three Wolf Moon Shirt

1. Chandrielle
   May 21st, 2009 at 1:47 pm

   I blame hipsters.

2. Gauldar
   May 21st, 2009 at 1:56 pm

   @Chandrielle

   Seriously, they are the red headed step-children of society.

3. Kalel
   May 21st, 2009 at 2:10 pm

   Chuck Norris would look good in this shirt.

4. OddNumber
   May 21st, 2009 at 2:14 pm

   Future mystery sale item?

5. jenjen
   May 21st, 2009 at 2:23 pm

   This is the same company that sells a trompe l'oeil kitten-in-your-bib-overalls-pocket t-shirt and they're gonna take offense when people mock their shirts?

6. Kalel
   May 21st, 2009 at 2:47 pm

   Customer review for Neatorama's "Large Hadron Collider" t-shirt:

   I was delighted to find my new shirt in the post. The shirt is high-quality, virgin-white cotton, emblazoned with a veritable 'colliderscope' of color upon the chest, declaring "Hooray! No black holes! Go Science! I survived the Large Hadron Collider."

   I was immediately gratified that the word 'science' was properly spelled with an exclamation mark at the end, as it was in Thomas Dolby's immortal classic song, "She Blinded Me with Science!"

   The poetic words of triumph surround a graphic representation of our own planet Earth, which, in a mark of ironic relativism of scale, is orbited by our own moon (which we call the Moon), giving the suggestion of an hydrogen atom and its single orbiting electron. One might think that showing an electron would have a negative connotation, but I'm positive it does not here.

   The shirt itself has become a social lightning rod in public, when I am offered some rare human contact and the chance to explain that no, they are not colliding large hadrons (the 'large' referring to the collider itself) and that, yes, America could have built an even better collider had we really wanted to.

   These conversations are often energetic, and usually end with me explaining where Europe is, how it would impossible for everyone there to be homosexual and still maintain a viable breeding population, and then being challenged to name three Frenchmen who aren't jerks.

   Thanks, Neatorama! I love it!

7. Teeny
   May 21st, 2009 at 2:54 pm

   I don't know I think some of The Mountain's (T-shirt seller) responses are pretty funny in themselves. Check out their reply on this review (http://www.amazon.com/review/R3SUI8RAVA6NFY/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R3SU I8RAVA6NFY)

   Posted on May 13, 2009 7:48 PM PDT
   The Mountain says:
   We at The Mountain do not guarantee that you will become a magnet for super models. There is no governing the fate of one man to secure the kindred love of a like-minded mate for life while baying at the moon on a warm Summer's night; to the man who wears not the 3 Wolf Moon and stumbles through life on a path of loneliness of one forgotten by the mortals he walks among.

   To be asked upon vision quest would require a more appropriate attire of which can be searched on Amazon. Something more along the lines of Flight of the Shaman or One Family are sure to gain you access to these ancient rituals performed by our country's true founders.
   To be part of the family you must have the ancient key and proper wardrobe.

   We feel that your rating of 1 star is unwarranted as we make no claim to the hook-up as stated above nor do we guarantee a vision quest invite by wearing a wolf shirt. We will however take up the involuntary urine expulsion case and add it to our long list of Mountain shirt wearing miracles and try to file an NDA with the FDA because we are sure that this is a problem for many folks of your ripe old age.

   If you find yourself in a position such as that again, we recommend removing the shirt from your torso and fashioning a diaper. The thickness of our shirts and the 100% cotton will prove a fantastic level of absorbability and for that we feel we deserve at least 3 stars from you.

8. zav
   May 21st, 2009 at 3:09 pm

   Pure and utter perfection.

9. Johnny Cat
   May 21st, 2009 at 3:40 pm

   I just found the perfect closing gift for my clients!

10. Chandrielle
    May 21st, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    HEY NOW. Don't be knockin red-headed stepchildren! I'm proud of my ginger hair and its magical powers.

11. Tempscire
    May 21st, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    Ahh. I love the internet.

12. Thomas
    May 21st, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    This seems to be taken straight from another bombing of a wolf-shirt comment page. I believe 4chan was responsible, though I may be mistaken.

    An image of the comments can be found at http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/wolf-shirt.jpg

    I believe this is the one that started the trend.

13. Byrd Brain
    May 21st, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    I have long known the awesomeness that comes from a wolf-shirt in black.

    I mouthed some righteous profanity when I saw that there was an ad for Zubaz pants on the side of the wolf-shirt page. It was a trifecta of awesomeness... but with just two parts.

14. wyrda
    May 21st, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    Thomas... this is definitely not 4chan. 4chan isn't capable of such a calm raid.

15. Neslock
    May 21st, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    The customer photos were pretty amusing, but then I noticed the "Customers also viewed..." items:

    Zubaz pants
    "Joe the Plumber: Fighting for the American Dream"

    and

    "How to Live with a Huge Penis"

16. Noelegy
    May 21st, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    Chandrielle, my beloved hubby dislikes that expression too, because he IS a red-headed stepchild.

    P.S. Redheads are awesome.

17. matt
    May 22nd, 2009 at 4:27 am

    4chan strikes again (sorta). they started this trend with that wolf shirt that thomas linked

18. Ddiggity
    May 22nd, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    Big picture of the shirt. I don't know if those are actual quotes, but pretty funny.

    http://threewolfmoonshirt.com

19. TXOgre
    May 22nd, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    Imagine the power of this shirt combined with a glass dragon.

    The wolf t-shirt is a long standing meme at Fark, along with glass dragons.

20. Robert
    May 22nd, 2009 at 11:31 pm

    Well now that story is obviously made up. But the t-shirt really is nice. Maybe it will not be a chick magnet but the design is worth the money.

21. Kevin
    May 23rd, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    At first I bought this shirt thinking it was a for the band Three Dog Night or that it was three dogs eating a cookie...either way I had to have it. When the shirt arrived in the mail I was furious for about two minutes, then I felt a little sick to my stomach because I had eaten too many chicken sausages, so I took some TUMS and felt better. After that I drank about 12 or 13 beers and fell asleep on the couch. I woke up around 3 in the morning and was going to go crawl into bed when I noticed the "Three Wolf Howling at the Moon" shirt that I had totally forgotten about. "Of course!" I said to myself, "Three Wolves Howling at the Moon makes a lot more sense than three dogs trying to eat a cookie." I couldn't believe how stupid and senseless I had been prior to this revelation. What got me the most upset is that I had gone to half a year of community college and usually consider myself an athlete and a scholar. The best thing about this shirt is that it is black which symbolizes (of course) night which is when the moon comes out. Also when I wear it and my arms are coming out of the arm-holes and my head is coming out of the head-hole it is kind of like I am a wolf/moon super-villain which does absolutely amazing things to my ego.

22. threewolfman
    May 26th, 2009 at 10:50 am

    THREE WOLF MOON now a video!! http://digg.com/d1s9pu

23. Doctor Coolsex
    May 26th, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    Official Three Wolf Moon music video HERE:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPB45AUmchM

24. Bertman
    May 27th, 2009 at 10:29 pm

    Someone should get one for Sarah Palin - and have it delivered by THREE REAL WOLVES! I'm sure she'd love it!

25. SarahSheWolf
    May 28th, 2009 at 12:01 am

    My sexy boyfriend has been making canine and wolf T-shirts for years. I'll take his Three Wolf Moon Tees any day as I can get them free, hee, hee, and they are the only thing I sleep in. Plus his design actually makes more sense to a girl as there is only a single male wolf howling at a giant Moon which has two female wolves superimposed upon the Moon with glowing red eyes lusting for the male wolf. Three male wolves is a little too dumb for me as if you know anything about wolves, the alpha wolf would never go for two other male wolves howling in its company. A single alpha wolf is what I would want and hence the wolf T-shirt that I sleep in has exactly that. It makes me feel like a well satisfied she wolf after a night of hot love making. Really, I think all this hoopla over the Three Wolf Moon just shows how ignorant people are. A smart girl would never go for such a shirt nor for any guy wearing it. Plus the one's that my boyfriend makes come with a nice thong and cups that we share drinking hot toddies out of before retiring to the water bed. But each to his or her own. For me I'll take Howling For Love any day over the idiotic three male wolves. Plus my boyfriend also made one of these with the slogan "Call of the Wild" which I think is a good association for any guy seeking wild girls to bed down with, even if just for a one night stand. Sorry guys, I'm alreaddy taken but if you send me a pic of you wearing my nothing but my boyfriends Howling For Love Tee, maybe I'll send you one of me wearing his Call of the Wild Tee ... and nothing else!

26. SarahSheWolf
    May 28th, 2009 at 12:06 am

    My boyfriend has his Howling For Love wolf Tees at http://www.cafepress.com/bytelandart/6737704
    for anyone who is interested. Plus there are wolf sweatshirts, jerseys, cups, and tons of other stuff.
    The Call of the Wild wolf tees are at http://www.cafepress.com/bytelandart/6737707
    I'm wearing one of these right now and nothing else. They are very comfortable to sleep in or wear while sitting around the bedroom tap, tap, taping on the laptop. Enjoy!

27. firithlotiel
    May 28th, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    ahahaha. My reaction: ew, how redneck... then I just found out today that the shirt was created in my hometown o_O

28. Employee
    May 28th, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    It is amazing that the posts on Amazon brought this much attention to the company. You can see our many designs in movies (Stepbrothers), worn by celebrities (Jack Black), at award shows, and on MTV cribs-Pink's closet was full with a collection of Mountain Tee's.

29. Graham
    May 28th, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    I have this shirt, I'm wearing it right now

30. Diva Discount
    June 2nd, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    The only thing that could be better than actually knowing a man who runs with the Three Wolf Moon shirt would be standing in front of a whole sales rack full of them at discount designer clothingsuperstore, Loehmann’s?
    . Seeing all of them bursting with potential, smelling the muskiness of the fresh transfer ink, knowing they could be had for up to 65% off the prices found elsewhere.
    I would buy one for all the men I know and use my Gold Club card for even more savings…it would be Shopping Nirvana…

31. Connie
    July 3rd, 2009 at 9:40 pm

    Access Hollywood on July 3, 2009 was showing footage of Michael Jackson's ex-wife Debbie Rowe and she was wearing this exact shirt. And I don't normally watch Access Hollywood. It was on as background noise while I was studying and fate led me to look up at the moment they showed Ms. Rowe wearing this shirt. As soon as I was done rewinding to confirm, I immediately turned the channel. To M*A*S*H in case you wondering.

32. ThenewInternet
    July 8th, 2009 at 2:07 am

    You've all been there, alone, naked, crying. What fear has gripped you? The same fear that grips any real man, lack of Wolf Shirt. See even the most bad ass Wolf Shirt needs to be cleaned once and a while, that's where this shirt comes in. Now I know what you are thinking: "Hey Internet, why don't I buy two Wolf Shirts, or maybe a sweet Shark Shirt as back up to wear when I wash the Wolf Shirt." Well you think you are so clever don't you Human?...It is because of idiot thoughts like that, that I the Internet will some day rule over you simpering meat sacks. The reason, as even a heartless machine knows it is plain to see, is that a man creates a special bond with his Wolf Shirt. A beloved friend, a companion, a lover. This is a sacred bond. If you had a real live wolf, and took it to a groomer to be cleaned, you wouldn't just leave it there and walk your other back up Wolf would you? I sure hope not, Christ to God I hope you have the mentality of a real man, a man that knows he could show no casual loyalty to his Wolf Shirt, but will enter into this sacred bond with the sincerity a real Wolf Shirt owner should have. So until you get a wolf tatoo on your chest, this is just going to have to do, ok?
    Love,
    The Internet

33. Kev
    July 19th, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    Reminds me of the awesome Bic Crystal Ballpoint Pen reviews on Amazon UK http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B000JTOYLS/ref=cm_rdp_product/202-5 825885-0201441

34. Johnny Cat
    July 20th, 2009 at 10:38 pm

    32 & 33 are spot on hilarious. I feel the need to scribble a Sharpie across my laptop's screen.

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