Monkey Kills Abusive Owner - Neatorama

Revenge is a dish best served cold. And in this case, with a coconut. Here's the story of a monkey named Brother Kwan, who was overworked by his master climbing trees and fetching coconuts to sell:

The newspaper said that Leilit Janchoom, 48, had beaten the monkey whenever he showed any hesitance to climb a tree.

The owner was insistent because he got the equivalent of 4p for every coconut picked.

But the monkey - it is claimed - apparently found the work boring, strenuous and unrewarding.

So, the monkey chucked a well-aimed coconut on Janchoom, and killed him!

From the Upcoming ueue, submitted by see_you_@_de_pawty_Richter.

Edited the story a bit for flow & quote.

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I'll think twice next time I order thai food with coconut.

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Anyone that abuses an animal like that deserves to have the animal turn on them, but ewwwww... monkeys give me the creeps.

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NEAT

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At least it didn't chew off his hands and face first.

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First, some things should be considered before we go apeshit (no pun intended) on the owner. Look at how little money the owner was making. He was living in extreme poverty, the likes of which nobody who's lucky enough to be visiting this site have probably ever known firsthand. Yeah, he was abusing a monkey. He was also trying to survive. Doesn't make it right, but it's not a black and white issue, and this is definitely very grey.

Sad that the monkey was overworked. Also, sad that the man was killed.

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Killing your boss. Isn't that the American Dream?

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Ferdinand: Get a grip. You mess with mother nature and her creatures, occasionally you'll die. This guy deserves no sympathy.

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Rewards are more effective than punishments. He could've gotten the monkey to climb up in other ways.

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it's Hitman monkey!

http://www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=4116
http://www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=4129

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In the words of Emeril Legasse: 'BAM!'

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@ Ferdinand.

Nobody's empathizing with the owner Ferd, nobody does there either. That's how the world works.

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I beat my monkey every night I hope it doesn't turn on me........

Come on someone had to say it!

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That monkey's got huge balls. Literally.

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