Monkey Kills Abusive Owner

By Queuebot in Animals & Pets on Mar 23, 2009 at 5:31 pm

Revenge is a dish best served cold. And in this case, with a coconut. Here’s the story of a monkey named Brother Kwan, who was overworked by his master climbing trees and fetching coconuts to sell:

The newspaper said  that Leilit Janchoom, 48, had beaten the monkey whenever he showed any hesitance to climb a tree.

The owner was insistent because he got the equivalent of 4p for every coconut picked.

But the monkey – it is claimed – apparently found the work boring, strenuous and unrewarding.

So, the monkey chucked a well-aimed coconut on Janchoom, and killed him!

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  1. Alex
    Mar 23rd, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    Edited the story a bit for flow & quote.

  2. zav
    Mar 23rd, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    I’ll think twice next time I order thai food with coconut.

  3. Evilbeagle
    Mar 23rd, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    Anyone that abuses an animal like that deserves to have the animal turn on them, but ewwwww… monkeys give me the creeps.

  5. GailW
    Mar 23rd, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    At least it didn’t chew off his hands and face first.

  6. ferdinandcc
    Mar 23rd, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    First, some things should be considered before we go apeshit (no pun intended) on the owner. Look at how little money the owner was making. He was living in extreme poverty, the likes of which nobody who’s lucky enough to be visiting this site have probably ever known firsthand. Yeah, he was abusing a monkey. He was also trying to survive. Doesn’t make it right, but it’s not a black and white issue, and this is definitely very grey.

    Sad that the monkey was overworked. Also, sad that the man was killed.

  7. Woogie
    Mar 23rd, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    Killing your boss. Isn’t that the American Dream?

  8. Woogie
    Mar 23rd, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    Ferdinand: Get a grip. You mess with mother nature and her creatures, occasionally you’ll die. This guy deserves no sympathy.

  9. Zo
    Mar 23rd, 2009 at 11:17 pm

    Rewards are more effective than punishments. He could’ve gotten the monkey to climb up in other ways.

  12. Gauldar
    Mar 24th, 2009 at 8:35 am

    In the words of Emeril Legasse: ‘BAM!’

  13. Wok
    Mar 24th, 2009 at 11:46 am

    @ Ferdinand.

    Nobody’s empathizing with the owner Ferd, nobody does there either. That’s how the world works.

  14. Dale
    Mar 25th, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    I beat my monkey every night I hope it doesn’t turn on me……..

    Come on someone had to say it!

  15. Shea
    Mar 28th, 2009 at 1:39 am

    That monkey’s got huge balls. Literally.


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