Scared of Santa

1. Johnny Cat
   December 13th, 2008 at 4:09 pm

   Great story. Too bad the snarky guy at the end had to ruin it with a lame alcoholic joke. But anyway, that picture there is the scariest Santa ever.

2. SenorMysterioso
   December 13th, 2008 at 7:20 pm

   I agree, the santa pictured above is very scary

3. Adam Stanhope
   December 13th, 2008 at 7:40 pm

   I was so psyched to find the above photo on Flickr, properly licensed for Creative Commons use, as well.

   Talk about a scary/mean Santa!

4. vero4902
   December 13th, 2008 at 9:40 pm

   Ahh! I just cried a little too!

5. liphttam1
   December 13th, 2008 at 10:26 pm

   Santa-satan

   Both have a slave army Elves-deamons

   Both love red

   One goes DOWN a firey chimny, Other lives down in the firey core.

   Both convince you to be good. One with presents, one with eternity in hell.

   And realy, Santa is just one letter switched is Satan.

6. Ali S.
   December 14th, 2008 at 12:04 am

   I wonder how confusing it must be for kids these days when their parents tell them not to talk to strangers and not accept anything from them. And then they plop that poor kid on a strangers lap with a ginormous beard interrogating you with endless questions and then hands you a candy cane. It's madness I tells ya!

7. Christophe
   December 14th, 2008 at 12:35 am

   Yesterday, at a local store :
   - me : hey! look there! what is it?
   - my 4 years old : it's a guy disguised in Santa
   - Santa is taking pictures with kids : do you want to be on a picture with Santa?
   - No. (using the same definite tone as : what? NO WAY!!!)

   There no childhood anymore

8. ted
   December 14th, 2008 at 9:11 am

   Wow, that's a great idea. Get a bunch of other people to actually make the content of your book, and then sell it.

9. sloane
   December 14th, 2008 at 11:50 am

   I took my kids to the husbands work party last night It was nice to see the parents not force the crying scared kids on santas lap they just said okay don't go see santa... no trama nothing.

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