Turbaconducken

Do you really need to call it TURDucken?

I mean… It already is a heart atack mini bomb does it need such a dangerous name??

Ah whatever. It’s not a turd so that’s really what matters. And as long as people aren’t gorging on this every single day, the heart attack factor is not a real concern.

Wow, it really does resemble a head crab.

this is one of the best video in the net
http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=9Sv9d2sD2jE

i like your thinking Ally. And then shove this in a spit roasted pig. Tasty.

as a vegetarian….i can honestly say that is the most disgusting thing i have ever seen!

Is this “Thanksgiving Dinner” or “Let’s see how much factory farmed animal misery we can pack into a single meal”?

The only ways I can thing of to improve on this gastronomic disaster, would be to pick up the ingredients at Walmart while driving your Hummer, then having your underpaid illegal immigrant Honduran maid cook the thing.

I feel Bah and Humbug coming on already!

…hippy.

I’l pass on the turd.

johzephine, I like the way you think.

Unfortunately, though a quaint novelty, turducken is just not that tasty. First of all, because of the density of meat, it takes a very long time to cook: that dries out the turkey and the duck. Second, the flavors of the three meats just don’t mix very well. Turkey, duck and chicken meats all have very distinct flavors, and pair well with specific sauces and sides.

I suspect that covering the whole thing with bacon just makes it worse.

i make pizzaronisandwhiches

its a futile attempt to emulate eagle meat

I prefer platyturpig — a turkey, stuffed inside a pig, stuffed inside a platypus.

it’s not deboned! i’m not impressed.

that’s part of the allure the turducken has.

Uhm, I don’t think it has enough bacon.

The Great Cooking Gods approve. *nods sagely*

mmm… looks great!

This is nothing compared to the Russian Doll Roast, which starts with an olive inside an Ortolan and ends with a bustard. It dates back to the nineteenth century, takes 28 hours to cook and is an absolutely horrible idea in every aspect.

lmao@Earl (comment 2) and Leela (40).

As for the bird, I’ll pass. My Thanksgiving dinner will put on enough pounds. Why add on more unnecessary calories.

Now, as for a turkey sandwich with bacon…mmmmm!