How do you improve upon a turducken (turkey stuffed with duck stuffed with chicken)? Behold, the Turbaconducken. It's a turducken wrapped in bacon! Bacon Today has the step-by-step recipe with pictures. Link -via Cynical-C
This is nothing compared to the Russian Doll Roast, which starts with an olive inside an Ortolan and ends with a bustard. It dates back to the nineteenth century, takes 28 hours to cook and is an absolutely horrible idea in every aspect.
As for the bird, I'll pass. My Thanksgiving dinner will put on enough pounds. Why add on more unnecessary calories.
Now, as for a turkey sandwich with bacon...mmmmm!