Darth Vader Toaster

Posted by John Farrier in Movies & SciFi on November 9, 2008 at 9:53 pm





A geek and his money are soon parted. For $55, you can own a toaster that burns the image of Darth Vader into your toast. Remember: once you turn to the crispy side of the force, forever will it dominate your destiny.

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17 comments to "Darth Vader Toaster"

  1. Jim
    November 9th, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    It's as if a thousand slices of bread cried out at once, and were suddenly silenced. Which is to say, delicious.

  2. seekshelter
    November 9th, 2008 at 10:23 pm

    i have a friend thats got a hello kitty one... meow

  3. wookielover
    November 10th, 2008 at 12:22 am

    I really really need one. Breakfast will never be the same!

  4. renderanything
    November 10th, 2008 at 12:29 am

    Yes, but I believe the real question is how much can you sell the bleesed piece of toast emblazoned with the image of the dark sith lord for on e-bay.

  5. ted
    November 10th, 2008 at 2:37 am

    I guess it's too obvious to ask which side of the bread is the dark side.

  6. Pudifoot
    November 10th, 2008 at 6:06 am

    I find your lack of bread disturbing.

  7. Pudifoot
    November 10th, 2008 at 6:09 am

    This is the toaster of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a oven, but an elegant toaster for a more civilized age.

  8. Max Power
    November 10th, 2008 at 6:18 am

    ted, :D DDDDD

  9. SueDunham
    November 10th, 2008 at 7:12 am

    After about the 4th time the novelty wears off and you realize you're eating burnt toast.

  10. stacyj
    November 10th, 2008 at 9:11 am

    TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAST!!

  11. MarcBee
    November 10th, 2008 at 10:34 am

    The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

  12. Alice H
    November 10th, 2008 at 11:10 am

    They need to rethink their ship date. Every year, around November, I find something really cool that would make a great Christmas gift that won't ship until January. I'm thinking last year it was a Battlestar Galactica toaster.

  13. MENLOHEAVYWEIGHT
    November 10th, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    Leave it to the darkside of the force to ruin a perfectly good peice of toast. Master Yoda would not be pleased.

  14. Ali S.
    November 10th, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    Hey as long as my butter melts and the jam is sweet and tasty I'll eat it with the evil dark side bread.

  15. KWhit
    November 10th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    All around the galaxy, even on the coast.
    Imperials ask, "What do you like most?"
    Vader doesn't brag; Vader doesn't boast.
    He just tells 'em he likes toast!

    YEAH TOAST!

  16. Platfarmer
    November 10th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    if I had $55 to waste I would totally buy that~

  17. Darragh
    November 12th, 2008 at 8:42 am

    Those things look really cool, but I hear they're supposed to be bad for you because of how they actually burn on the image.


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