A geek and his money are soon parted. For $55, you can own a toaster that burns the image of Darth Vader into your toast. Remember: once you turn to the crispy side of the force, forever will it dominate your destiny.
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Jim
It's as if a thousand slices of bread cried out at once, and were suddenly silenced. Which is to say, delicious.
seekshelter
i have a friend thats got a hello kitty one... meow
wookielover
I really really need one. Breakfast will never be the same!
renderanything
Yes, but I believe the real question is how much can you sell the bleesed piece of toast emblazoned with the image of the dark sith lord for on e-bay.
ted
I guess it's too obvious to ask which side of the bread is the dark side.
Pudifoot
I find your lack of bread disturbing.
Pudifoot
This is the toaster of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a oven, but an elegant toaster for a more civilized age.
Max Power
ted, 
DDDDD
SueDunham
After about the 4th time the novelty wears off and you realize you're eating burnt toast.
stacyj
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAST!!
MarcBee
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Alice H
They need to rethink their ship date. Every year, around November, I find something really cool that would make a great Christmas gift that won't ship until January. I'm thinking last year it was a Battlestar Galactica toaster.
MENLOHEAVYWEIGHT
Leave it to the darkside of the force to ruin a perfectly good peice of toast. Master Yoda would not be pleased.
Ali S.
Hey as long as my butter melts and the jam is sweet and tasty I'll eat it with the evil dark side bread.
KWhit
All around the galaxy, even on the coast.
Imperials ask, "What do you like most?"
Vader doesn't brag; Vader doesn't boast.
He just tells 'em he likes toast!
YEAH TOAST!
Platfarmer
if I had $55 to waste I would totally buy that~
Darragh
Those things look really cool, but I hear they're supposed to be bad for you because of how they actually burn on the image.
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