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9 Reasons Not to Date a Tyrannosaurus Rex

By Miss Cellania in Cartoon & Comic on Jul 14, 2008 at 5:35 pm



The rest of the reasons are just as cute, with illustrations by Matthew Inman. Link -Thanks, Matthew!


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  1. demiera
    Jul 14th, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    Ha ha ha ha!!! I read the whole thing... the little arms drawing reminds me of that line in "Meet the Robinsons" when the dinosaur goes "I can't help it I got a big head and little arms!!"...hehehe

  2. Tempscire
    Jul 14th, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    I laughed out loud for reason 7. :)

  3. LH
    Jul 14th, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    Hahaha love it!

  4. Ali S.
    Jul 14th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    Hahaha! Reason 3 and 7 are brilliant! ;)

  5. Liz
    Jul 14th, 2008 at 11:25 pm

    CARCASS!

    At first I was going to criticize the orientation of the speech bubbles, which cause the eye to go to the CARCASS one first, but I think it's funnier that way.

  6. Debes
    Jul 15th, 2008 at 4:34 am

    Wow! this could spark a whole new series... 9 reasons not to fall for a Preying Mantis, 9 reasons not to get fresh with a Portuguese Man-O'War, 9 reasons not to persue a relationship with that hot Boa Constrictor you met speed-dating...he he he.

  7. Viola
    Jul 15th, 2008 at 10:47 am

    Ever see that beer commercial where the guy drinks the beer and starts talking to his dog... but all his dog will say is SAUSAGE over and over again?

    That's what I'm picturing. Except it's a T-rex and it's CARCASS. CARCASS. CARCASS.

  8. SonOfMagicFact
    Jul 15th, 2008 at 10:51 am

    Thankfully, I love carcass! Baby, you're the Tyrant Lizard King for me!

  9. ted
    Jul 15th, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    Not to mention the rough sex.

  10. cedric
    Aug 13th, 2008 at 2:31 am

    lol, realy funny

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