Ha ha ha ha!!! I read the whole thing… the little arms drawing reminds me of that line in “Meet the Robinsons” when the dinosaur goes “I can’t help it I got a big head and little arms!!”…hehehe
CARCASS!
At first I was going to criticize the orientation of the speech bubbles, which cause the eye to go to the CARCASS one first, but I think it’s funnier that way.
Wow! this could spark a whole new series… 9 reasons not to fall for a Preying Mantis, 9 reasons not to get fresh with a Portuguese Man-O’War, 9 reasons not to persue a relationship with that hot Boa Constrictor you met speed-dating…he he he.
Ever see that beer commercial where the guy drinks the beer and starts talking to his dog… but all his dog will say is SAUSAGE over and over again?
That’s what I’m picturing. Except it’s a T-rex and it’s CARCASS. CARCASS. CARCASS.
Thankfully, I love carcass! Baby, you’re the Tyrant Lizard King for me!

