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9 Reasons Not to Date a Tyrannosaurus Rex


The rest of the reasons are just as cute, with illustrations by Matthew Inman. Link -Thanks, Matthew!

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Ever see that beer commercial where the guy drinks the beer and starts talking to his dog... but all his dog will say is SAUSAGE over and over again?

That's what I'm picturing. Except it's a T-rex and it's CARCASS. CARCASS. CARCASS.
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Wow! this could spark a whole new series... 9 reasons not to fall for a Preying Mantis, 9 reasons not to get fresh with a Portuguese Man-O'War, 9 reasons not to persue a relationship with that hot Boa Constrictor you met speed-dating...he he he.
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