Zing Spoon



Let’s face it, sometimes there is a need to launch your lunch or defend your dinner, and this is the perfect utensil to do it with. It’s easy to use; simply load up a particularly mushy pea or corn niblet, aim, pull back the spring-loaded handle and watch your food take flight.

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15 comments to "Zing Spoon"

  • avist
    July 13th, 2008 at 8:30 am

    Yep, I can think of a dozen occasions where that thing would come in very handy!

  • Polx
    July 13th, 2008 at 10:45 am

    Does it not strake anyone as obscene that as food prices sky rocket and the worlds hungry grow hungrier still that the West has spent money and time developing a spring loaded spoon to throw food away?

  • Prophet
    July 13th, 2008 at 11:05 am

    What parents would buy that for their kids?

  • Marc
    July 13th, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    I want one of these!

  • Some Boca Dude
    July 13th, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    Polx. You are the person we are flinging our food at. Jeez, lighten up.

  • bean
    July 13th, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    PolX

    These are probably made in SE Asia.

  • Xultar
    July 13th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    The creators of this product are trying to start trouble. Kids around the world are going to get sent to their rooms by the thousands.

  • dj
    July 13th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    Really stupid!

  • Polx
    July 13th, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    Some Boca Dude.

    Spoken like an american.

  • Neatoramawontsendmeapassword
    July 13th, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    Great… turn perfectly harmless food into cornea-scratching projectiles. I wonder how long before this import is banned?

    I can’t imagine what people in developing nations must think when they see Westerners wasting food like this. It would make me want to cry… especially if I’d just scraped the last bits of half-spoiled grain together for my children’s one daily meal.

  • renderanything
    July 13th, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    Wow. One of those spoons would be a great addition to my telescoping fork (imagine a car antenna). Now all I need is a knife that does calculus.

  • MoonCake
    July 14th, 2008 at 7:49 am

    @Polx: yea word– on both comments.

    here’s my stink..

    1: can it actually be used as a normal utensil or does the neck wibble-wobble back and forth with no support in which to actually EAT food?

    2: did someone have so much trouble flinging food from a NORMAL spoon that they needed to put a spring on it?

    3: so, you give your child a spring loaded spoon after telling him/her not to fling food in the first place? i mean, assuming you’re doing your job as a parent and are enforcing certain rules (table manners, for instance), I find this to be a complete contradiction.

    4: what a waste of materials.. and stop playing with your food for f*ck sakes.

  • Sid Morrison
    July 14th, 2008 at 10:33 am

    Let’s give one to Yuri Geller.

  • Blaze
    July 14th, 2008 at 6:14 pm

    If your dumb enough to buy these for your children, you get what you deserve. Although I can see these being used in many college frat houses. I think they rock, even as a novelty item.

  • "A.J."
    July 14th, 2008 at 9:41 pm

    The Zing can be put to good use by stretching it out and strangling it’s clever creator to death with the spoon’s mangled spring.


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Zing Spoon



Let’s face it, sometimes there is a need to launch your lunch or defend your dinner, and this is the perfect utensil to do it with. It’s easy to use; simply load up a particularly mushy pea or corn niblet, aim, pull back the spring-loaded handle and watch your food take flight.

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Posted on July 13, 2008 at 7:42 am by Miss Cellania
Category: Home & Garden

From our new online store:
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15 comments to "Zing Spoon"

  • avist
    July 13th, 2008 at 8:30 am

    Yep, I can think of a dozen occasions where that thing would come in very handy!

  • Polx
    July 13th, 2008 at 10:45 am

    Does it not strake anyone as obscene that as food prices sky rocket and the worlds hungry grow hungrier still that the West has spent money and time developing a spring loaded spoon to throw food away?

  • Prophet
    July 13th, 2008 at 11:05 am

    What parents would buy that for their kids?

  • Marc
    July 13th, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    I want one of these!

  • Some Boca Dude
    July 13th, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    Polx. You are the person we are flinging our food at. Jeez, lighten up.

  • bean
    July 13th, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    PolX

    These are probably made in SE Asia.

  • Xultar
    July 13th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    The creators of this product are trying to start trouble. Kids around the world are going to get sent to their rooms by the thousands.

  • dj
    July 13th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    Really stupid!

  • Polx
    July 13th, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    Some Boca Dude.

    Spoken like an american.

  • Neatoramawontsendmeapassword
    July 13th, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    Great… turn perfectly harmless food into cornea-scratching projectiles. I wonder how long before this import is banned?

    I can’t imagine what people in developing nations must think when they see Westerners wasting food like this. It would make me want to cry… especially if I’d just scraped the last bits of half-spoiled grain together for my children’s one daily meal.

  • renderanything
    July 13th, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    Wow. One of those spoons would be a great addition to my telescoping fork (imagine a car antenna). Now all I need is a knife that does calculus.

  • MoonCake
    July 14th, 2008 at 7:49 am

    @Polx: yea word– on both comments.

    here’s my stink..

    1: can it actually be used as a normal utensil or does the neck wibble-wobble back and forth with no support in which to actually EAT food?

    2: did someone have so much trouble flinging food from a NORMAL spoon that they needed to put a spring on it?

    3: so, you give your child a spring loaded spoon after telling him/her not to fling food in the first place? i mean, assuming you’re doing your job as a parent and are enforcing certain rules (table manners, for instance), I find this to be a complete contradiction.

    4: what a waste of materials.. and stop playing with your food for f*ck sakes.

  • Sid Morrison
    July 14th, 2008 at 10:33 am

    Let’s give one to Yuri Geller.

  • Blaze
    July 14th, 2008 at 6:14 pm

    If your dumb enough to buy these for your children, you get what you deserve. Although I can see these being used in many college frat houses. I think they rock, even as a novelty item.

  • "A.J."
    July 14th, 2008 at 9:41 pm

    The Zing can be put to good use by stretching it out and strangling it’s clever creator to death with the spoon’s mangled spring.


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