Star Trek Bottle Opener

By Miss Cellania in Film, Gadgets, Hacks & Mods on Apr 27, 2008 at 11:00 pm


Open your beer with the starship Enterprise! This item should be in stock by the end of June, but you can preorder now. Link -via Gizmodo


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  1. Bryon
    Apr 27th, 2008 at 11:51 pm

    They’re not going to sell one of these to a real Trek fan. They’ll sell them to relatives or friends of Trek fans. But no real Trek fan will buy this because, although the lettering on the saucer portion is clearly meant to indicate a Constitution-class starship, THE PYLONS AND NACELLES ARE GOING BELOW RATHER THAN ABOVE THE SAUCER!

    I’ve seen worse Trek kitsch and could have given this a bye if only they’d gotten the details right.

  2. heather
    Apr 28th, 2008 at 3:27 am

    heh…a cute little souvenir for the minor trek fan.

    and Bryon, honey…it’s a bottle opener. lighten up a little huh? :)

    “Scotty, set engines to maximum!”
    “Aye, captain!” *ktchh* lol

  3. Alannah
    Apr 28th, 2008 at 6:40 am

    There are so many great comic-booky nerd movies coming out this summer, I don’t see how I’m going to have time for anything else.

  4. Alannah
    Apr 28th, 2008 at 6:41 am

    Could someone with admin power delete the above comment? Wrong thread, my bad.

  5. Alannah
    Apr 28th, 2008 at 6:42 am

    It’s very cool, but that’s an awful lot of pay for just a bottle opener.

  6. fsmarch
    Apr 28th, 2008 at 9:34 am

    Bud me up, Scotty!

  7. JoBo S
    Apr 28th, 2008 at 11:03 am

    I guess I am not as hard core of a trek fan as Bryon is cause I thought this was kinda cool.

  8. L
    Apr 28th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    The Enterprise does kind of look like a bottle opener. I doubt that’s what the original designers were going for, though.

  9. Bryon
    Apr 28th, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    Heather … Yeah, I know. But without someone defending the true faith and declaring war on heathens, where would our world be today?

    Ummm … on second thought, nevermind.

  10. Dennis
    Apr 29th, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    It might be awkward to operate, with a wide and short handle, but here is the critical question: Does it open Romulan Ale or drinks that are green?

  11. tigergal39
    Apr 30th, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    I haven’t used a bottle opener in about 20 years, but I want this one (I’m such a geek)


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