Dos and Donts with Babies

• biltmore
  January 24th, 2008 at 1:02 pm

  That picture has FAIL written all over it. Haha.

• Capella
  January 24th, 2008 at 1:18 pm

  The hose one is obviously drawn by someone who haven’t had children yet.

• jack.wh
  January 24th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

  Lol, I saw these at a relative’s house in fridge-magnet form, they’ve just had a baby. Twas cool, nice link

• Christopher
  January 24th, 2008 at 3:05 pm

  That’s hilarious stuff. I shared that around and my internet sources tell me that link is basically a wholesale theft of this book:

  http://www.wrybaby.com/detail.aspx?ID=61

  Just thought you should know. Spread the word and ask people to support the author.

• Skipweasel
  January 24th, 2008 at 3:30 pm

  And the teething one. When you think about it, teething isn’t best done on a lovely smooth soft teething ring. The kid’s trying to tear a hole in its flesh to allow the teeth to come through - both ours used old spare-rib bones. Sharp at one end, rough at the other and still mildly tasty.
  Perfect.
  Just wish they hadn’t shared them with the cat.

• G
  January 24th, 2008 at 4:22 pm

  My little one shares (toys, food, everything) with the dog. She just hangs on to the cat’s tail and goes floor skiing…eh…

• Justin
  January 24th, 2008 at 4:34 pm

  I’m at the library and it took all my strength to stop myself from busting out laughing! 10/10

• mexichica85
  January 24th, 2008 at 5:14 pm

  Something that Britney Spears might find useful

• Jennifer
  January 24th, 2008 at 5:31 pm

  The only safe way to contain a baby is in a cage. Safe for us that is. Babies are dangerous.

• VonSkippy
  January 24th, 2008 at 7:19 pm

  When the kid goes from milk to solid food, the hose isn’t just a good idea, it’s pretty much necessary (along with gas mask, elbow length rubber gloves, strong stomach, etc).

• Pudifoot
  January 24th, 2008 at 7:44 pm

  jennifer: That just isn’t true!

  lots of duck tape would work too.

• Louisa
  January 24th, 2008 at 9:15 pm

  Those were absolutely hysterical!
  /parent of a 13 month old

• Blindhammer
  January 25th, 2008 at 6:31 am

  I’ve seen the hole set in other site
  [spam deleted]
  the pictures are really very funny

• dave12435
  January 25th, 2008 at 8:43 am

  When weight lifting with a baby, as a parent you must make sure the baby has a wide grip, the baby doesn’t understand this… such a bad parent and spotter.

• Haha
  January 25th, 2008 at 9:32 am

  re Blindhammer .. funny [spam deleted] for pointing out where this article stole it’s content .. nice ..

• rayray
  January 25th, 2008 at 10:02 am

  Very funny

  You were kicked on babyjamin.com

• subcorpus
  January 25th, 2008 at 10:54 am

  hehe … yeah … this is funny …
  wonder who’d let their baby take a shower with a garden hose … hehe …

• wrybabydave
  January 25th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

  I’m the author and illustrator of the book this was lifted from (Safe Baby Handling Tips). Thanks to Christopher and Alex for giving credit for it. And thanks to everyone for the kudos. We have some of these on shirts at our site, wrybaby.com.

• kidpurple
  January 25th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

  I can’t afford a bowflex so my baby has to use free weights when he wants to do some bench press.

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